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I get you. Word choice, right? Lately “school shooting” has come to mean specifically a rampage killer on school grounds. You are solely objecting to that definition, yes? It’s still a school shooting as it happened at a school, it just might not be a rampage killer as we don’t have all the facts. You are in no way

I had one friend do this to me and it was so enraging. I eventually discovered that she suddenly married a Jehovah’s Witness so maybe that’s why.

I agree the coincidence was a little much. I mean, if that REALLY happened just by kismet at least explain how blown away by the coincidence you were. The way it’s written now ends things on such an insincere note. However, I’ve enjoyed reading the comments because this is a subject close to my heart at the moment.

This article was the worst.

I dunno, a lot of these I don’t like but this one was pretty decent. I think you’re wrong here.

i’ll give you a hug” and didn’t stand!!!!??!? What an asshole.

I sincerely appreciate your courage.

What?

On a boring October Tuesday at work in my aggressively air-conditioned office, I was going to comment on this story. I was going to say something to the effect of, “Uh, okay?” or “Huh?” or “So?” but then I was reminded of a sentiment instilled in me from the hazy long ago days of my youth. If you don’t have anything

Ugh, fall was ever ruined after they pumpkined everything up. I'm surprised they haven't made toilet paper that makes your ass smell like pumpkins.

I literally was JUST telling a friend how you were one of my favorite writers on Jez right now. Then this betrayal.....

I don’t want to be the wet blanket on the snark, but there is nothing wrong with taking some classes as a middle aged adult person. Especially if it’s something you are interested in.

Vote: Logitech Harmony Smart Control

Agreed. Which is why I can never say anything to her. I just sit here seething with anger muttering quietly to myself “shut up! shut up! shut up!”

I’m sorry, but people breaking out into loud laughter in small quarters is extremely irritating. One of my coworkers is constantly laughing loudly and I hate her for it. Not because I despise joy, but I despise her completely ruining my concentration and disrupting my phone calls.

Okay, kicking them off the train seems really extreme...BUT I gotta say I can’t stand groups of people who have zero consideration for others with their loud laughing...all races, all genders, all types. It’s obnoxious. I’ve watched entire bars clear out because one or more people think it’s fine to cackle at top

That wink! *swoons*

It’s probably every woman we’ve ever known lying to us repeatedly until we can’t make any sense of what they’re saying anymore. The social signals a person is sending are not always what they think they are sending either.

Not so much. When I was a frustrated virgin in college, a girl from one of my classes invited me over to her place. She made a point of mentioning that she didn’t have any STD’s, she put Heavy Metal on the TV, and disappeared back into her bedroom. I watched the whole movie, and it was years before I realized she

This post is a big fucking deal.