I'm sick of people glorifying him.

I thank my lucky stars every day that I landed a gem of a boyfriend. I'm a total bitch the first day of my period, get emotional and bloated, and have terrible cramps and backaches. I'm a monster. The moment I turn to him and say, "It has begun", he disappears ad comes back with tea, yoga pants, and a heating pad and…

If humans have evolved to be mostly monogamous, then it would make sense for women to evolve some kind of strategy to decouple themselves from men who are impotent.

that is exactly how I describe my period to my husband.

From what I can tell, and I am no evolutionary scientist either, they are saying that the high rate of PMS heredity shows that it was selected for, i.e. women who PMS on the regular are more likely to choose a successful mate and produce more women with PMS.

Hard not to go with Spielberg on this one. He's worked in and influenced so many different sub-genres of the fantastical...just his alien-visitor films alone are pretty varying takes...from the sense of awe-inspiring discovery in Close Encounters to the optimistic companionship of E.T. to the horrifying fear of…

This makes no sense. Unless JLaw has terrible taste in music. Or really hates Gwenyth Paltrow.

I'm sorry but speaking solely for myself, the self driving car already trumps the 16 year old brain.

Will you watch Napoleon Dynamite and then tell me why it sucks, please? I think you'd be funnier than me.

PLEASE post the followup story about their puppy named Scully who is skeptical about doors that can be opened.

We adopted this adorable little girl today! Her name is Cleopatra - you can't see her little cateye eyeliner marks very well in this photo, but they're so cute. And when we were registering her microchip, we found out she was born on the day hubby and I got married, so it's obviously fate! We got her tons of toys and…

NO.

I just got a GREAT idea for bananas...

Patented peaches in panties, people.

Okay I have to know, it's really important to picture all that... Are you a guy?

Well, I was cheating on my girlfriend with her best friend, but mostly because I thought my girlfriend was cheating on me, and sleeping with the best friend of a cheating girlfriend is just basic 101-type stuff.

Excuse me if I found it hard to finish the article after the author implied that the Decemberists are a great band.

Maybe I should have assumed but...an NSFW warning would've helped. My fuckin' kid walked around the corner right when I scrolled down to the bare bits.

I missed it last night but I will watch it on demand when I get home. I love sci-fi tv so I'll give it a shot.