Yes! For every train, I see people just scrambling in, even when no one has gotten out yet. This happens especially when there is a few empty seats on the bus/train. Old ladies who swear up and down that they have arthritis would dash in order to get the seat.

This, exactly. Never had this issue with elevators, but it's a twice-a-day everyday thing on the subway. Doors open, and they just push right into the crowded car, seemingly unaware that the car would be that much less crowded if they let people exit first. The train will not leave without you! The train will not…

Yeah, people say that, but as soon as you send one, everybody freaks out.

Is this sarcastic? I'm so confused.

If you moved the context of these offenses from a random elevator or the movie theater to public transportation, I think people would agree they are alot more infuriating. The train is not going to leave without you, platform people, there's no need to shove me back INTO the car to get on. Unless you want to be sure…

I can't wait for old man Kanye rants 50 years from now.

O.M.G. You dumb kids and your damn computers. Once upon a time, in a world before every damn thing was CGI, there existed a few incredibly talented hairdressers who knew how to do what was then, and possibly still is, known as 'the drop shot'. If I'm not mistaken, Max Pinell invented it. He's the dude that gave…

We're still way behind the women when it comes to sex toy technology.

So what was the big deal about Kim K's nipple? Because it looks fake?

It sounds like something you'd get at Arby's.

They get planted, and in the spring, uterus trees grow.

I got into lifting weights playing football and baseball in high school and just stuck with it as a hobby. The important thing to remember is that you're doing it for yourself, and yourself alone. Watch and listen to the bigger guys in the gym. They've put their time in and they know what they're doing, and contrary…

I just have to share this text my mom sent me yesterday:

#notallbears

I am selling my starter Sony Walkman for $3.49. Any takers?

That's amazing that your son is smart - it will probably help make the obstacles in his life a little easier. That being said, this does not have to change his/your lives. I think you should focus on him being a kid, giving him opportunities to grow, but don't put up so many expectations. There are plenty of people…

This might be the most Canadian blowjob story that will ever be told.

Foskette responded that he had exited his car because he needed to fart and didn't want to do it in his vehicle. Reasonable.

This sucks.