I won't front. I know this is wrong, I know it is ugly, but I don't give a rip!! It is soooooo comfy!! My sport sandals are, by far, the comfiest shoes I own. But my toesies get cold easy...what a treat to wear some wooly socks with my sandals!! (In the truly hot weather, I am completely fine going without the…

You know what?

Fuck. This. Shit. I am so, so done.

If Jay-Z had hit Solange, would we be looking for an excuse? Would we be trying to blame her? Would we sit there laughing about how feisty he was?

Would we bollocks.

Solange was wrong. End of discussion. I don't care if she walked in on Jay-Z being fisted by Neil Patrick…

Hi Asa. Could you give your opinions on circumcision, female pubic hair, whether cash is an appropriate gift for a wedding and whether or not Jay-Z deserved to be hit by Solange?

I really don't think it matters if she was drunk (nor do I think it matters if your sister was drunk) physical violence is never, ever ok. If the gender roles were reversed no one would ever take anything like "He was just drunk, he gets like that sometimes." as an acceptable excuse.

Johnny football.

Cersei seemed to make a genuine effort this week to get along with Margaery, though I can't help but wonder if she was trying to get her dad, Mace, on her side during the trial (he is one of the three judges). We also saw her testing the other judges this episode, and they didn't seem to take.

I believe playing nice with Margaery was less about keeping Tommen safe, and more about her scheming to have Tyrion executed. Margaery's dad, Mace, is to be one of the judges at Tyrion's trial. Mace is considered kind of a dumb oaf, so she goes through Margaery attempting to score some points with the Tyrell house in…

unfortunately, she was playing nice with margaery because its implied she wanted to look good in front of Marge's daddy dearest, hence Marge's comment about Cersei one day being called her mother - to see if she could still stay chill while being witnessed at court.

I loved Cersei in this episode. The show has made her more sympathetic, hell, even poignant, than in the books and I dig it. It's added more complexity to her character. She'll play nice with Margeary because it helps keep her child safe. And don't even go there with the, "every where in the world they hurt little…

Get into a long-term relationship. *ba dum tish*

Glad I paid $7 for this bag of Cheetos, then. Because FLAVORBLASTED.

Well, maybe if you weren't staring at your stopwatch timing me and got into it a little more, this would be less of a competition and more of a joint effort.

Interestingly, I have NEVER done the reverse (regular instead of decaf) because I know caffeine can really mess some people up, and I have ethics. Questionable ones, but more solid than this lady's morals.

you monster!

Yeah, I've given people decaf instead of regular because I was too busy to make another pot, but I feel like that's not on the same level as this as far as half-assing goes...

I can't imagine voluntarily going to a wedding.

I'd go as far to say that my husband would choose birkenstocked over heeled. He's turned on by practicality.

This is why I play it safe and only drive a shark truck

Because those are already called BMWs.