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anomalopotamus
anomalopotamus

And you totally won't end up on some weird website for noodlers.

common core

This seems like a sure way to get wrist acne.

It's not the corsage I have a problem with, it's the coleslaw flavored condoms for after prom that concern me.

Is that a Vladimir Putin head-on-a-stick between them?

So I've stopped even applying for jobs. Besides being tired of sending applications out into the world and never hearing a word back, I feel like such shit about myself that I just can't it together to write a decent cover letter. Getting a job would probably alleviate my depression somewhat, but I have no idea how to

Culture series, by Iain M. Banks

So I'm putting together a list of books to read over the summer. I'm a sci-fi type of person. Any suggestions on books that I should definitely check out?

aggg, brain fart of the day, went grocery shopping, my favourite store didn't have white quinoa on its shelf, not even a tag anymore. I was standing in front of the shelf frantically going into mental panic attack, what will I eat ( i am so used to that stuff and I can't eat heavy food anymore) and Passover is around

The Rock can't grow his own beard?

I didn't realize it suddenly became acceptable to slam an entire race based solely ON their race just because they happen to be white. Whatever makes you feel cool and ever so "above it all," I guess. I also didn't realize I'd be judged as a person based on what I order at Starbucks. So many unknown rules to

looks like I picked the wrong week to quit sniffing glue.

It's an Airline company, but that's not important right now.