Not hot. Burnt.

Yes, the problem is that olive oil has a very low smoke point where it starts to burn, so it's best used in salad dressings or drizzled over pastas after they already been cooked. Coconut oil has a relatively high smoke point.

What are you basing this on?

I know it's trendy, but I've successfully replaced all instances of butter and vegetable oil* in my life with coconut oil and it is good. Love it in cooking, love it on toast, love it on popcorn. Medium chain triglycerides FTW!

But yea, we burn a lot of energy

This is why you should keep not only water, but also snacks in the bedside table. If you keep a cheap sandwich nearby, he won't be raiding your fridge unsupervised.

In my relationship we had complete fart freedom before the two month mark, and now we're engaged. These things are likely connected.

This was my first thought and I am so old.

That's going to be a hell of a poop later.

Frosting is low class, and is only useful for obscuring the flaws of whatever inferior substance it's slathered upon.

Very egg. Wow. Much practical.

Laughing, loving that everyone is wearing these superfashion designer label moneyclothes (that's what it's called, right? I don't fashion so good) while Jennifer Lawrence is wearing a bathrobe, which I choose to imagine she stole from a hotel.

I know, I know, travel is hellish, and hellish travel during hellish weather is more hellish. I hate flying, I hate airports, and I'm not too big on travel for travel's sake. I totally empathize with your nightmarish airport experience. I've been there. But step back— you just wrote a whole thing about spending an…

Tip! Protect your face by using a moisturizing oil instead of/in addition to your usual moisturizer. I use argan oil. Jojoba oil works too. Forms a barrier layer on your skin so the wind is less damaging.

Harry Styles' hairy hairstyle's stylishly hairy hair. Much windswept.

Why wouldn't he be?

Olympic hockey is the only watchable hockey.

yea, i figured as much.