Because if she's not on the internet she'll probably end up watching 2 Broke Girls. Can't win.

It was a brain parasite, and you could tell by the little tail that stuck out through the back of the neck.

Small talk is the worst.

I believe it was the only TNG episode that came with a 'viewer discretion advised' warning. I was 5 at the time, and it was the only episode I'd missed. I think I was 12 before I ever got around to watching it, and I remember thinking it wasn't nearly that bad and berated my mom for having overreacted 7 years earlier.

My parents wouldn't let me watch the Star Trek: TNG episode "Conspiracy" (s01E25) when it originally aired because they read somewhere it was not appropriate.

You still got it, Laura!

For reference, the demon neighbor children in the apartment next door are consistently awake and screaming at 1 am.

Usually just one kiwi. If I'm low on frozen berries or if I want an especially kiwi-flavored smoothie, I'll go with two. My default recipe:

Might I recommend swapping out the banana with a kiwi for occasional variety? Kiwis are also loaded with potassium when you include the skin, and their texture is pretty much perfect for smoothies. They are my go-to base ingredient for smoothies.

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So if I, as a woman, desire to have penetrative sex with a man and I consent to that act, I'm submitting to rape? Is that really what you're saying? I find that extremely offensive. I am an adult and I have the right to consent, and you can't take that away from me with your messed up philosophy. I'm sorry your life…

Everyone's so defensive! I'm not trying to pick a fight here. There's a big difference between "a vegetarian diet can be great" and "a vegetarian diet is great for everyone." That's all I was trying to say. Sheesh.

I do eat vegetables, grudgingly. I also eat fruit.

I was half joking about the veggies. I know they're good for me, but I always have to force myself to eat them and I don't enjoy them. My salads usually get smothered in way too much dressing as a result.

Except for the milk, quinoa, and soy, those are all incomplete proteins. That doesn't necessarily make them useless, but it does make it more of a puzzle-like hassle to fill in the gaps. And, as I'm very active, I aim for 80-100g of protein/day. 45g for many people would be the absolute bare minimum. Also, since…

I just clicked through to the TMZ article, which I usually don't do because I despise TMZ. Apparently the requirement was for a "vegetarian option" anyway, which seems to imply some more variety than it seemed from the blurb.

I'm not disagreeing with either of those points. I'm only disagreeing with your statement that vegetarian food is appropriate for EVERYONE. Diets that opt not to include grains are no less valid than diets that opt not to include meat. And if you're someone who won't eat grains, then all you're left with is salad,…

It's not appropriate for me because I hate vegetables!

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