How did she get into the pool without getting them wet?! What happens when she needs air?!?!?!?!

I'm not a super-experienced climber by any means, but when I've done it I've relied more on pushing myself up through my legs than pulling with the arms. The arms bear some of the weight, true, but most of the time their job is to keep me from falling backward off the wall, and when necessary to hang in place while I…

oh shiiiiiiiiiiit!

I'd say yes, but then I worry you'll feel you've achieved all there is to achieve and start phoning it in. Stay hungry.

I'm not sure there's even a bad way.

I hereby state the obvious and declare you to be the Jezebel comment section's personified version of The Onion.

Re: John Stamos, this is the equivalent of super fit female celebrities saying they hardly exercise and eat whatever they want. Riiiiight.

Let's figure out exactly what it is about you and your sexy peers that People likes so much

I wish he'd done that for me, all those times.

have you tried it yet? maybe it really is that good?

Well, if servers were paid by the restaurants rather than the customers, then servers would be able to know their wage before accepting position, and they can take it or leave it. If restaurants don't pay their servers a livable wage, they will quickly find the quality of their staff lacking, and their patronage…

It might be regional, but in the Northeast it's been 20% for at least a decade.

Captain America was the best one of the pre-Avengers movies! Also, the most underrated! Maybe he's not quite as sexy as Thor or Loki, but it's a far better movie. IMO the Thor movie was excellent eye-candy, but kinda mediocre otherwise.

Sprite!

I can't speak for everyone, but for myself, and what I hope is most people who would like to end tipping, we're not suggesting servers make less money. I would simply prefer the "tip" to either be rolled into the price of food, or added to the check as a separate item called a "serving fee" or something. I want to end…

Restaurants charge 20% more for food. Extra money goes to servers. Consumers pay the EXACT SAME amount of money they previously would have with a 20% tip. Done.