Fair enough!

I will defend Ben Affleck as Batman before I acknowledge deep dish as pizza.

The first movie only got nominated for 'best song' at the Globes, and nothing at the other two.

This is a man who fights battles, conquers lands, and stands up for the oppressed.

What would it be nominated for?

TRIGGER WARNING for those of us with Ikea-related PTSD.

Sproooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuts!

My anecdata contradicts this. In my high school, the coolest and most popular kids had a higher probability of being dumb as dirt relative to the general population. Conversely, the ones who got picked on and had very few friends were more often the ones who got into better schools with more merit-based scholarships…

I'm with you in principle, but really, any sandwich that you can eat with one hand is a sandwich that needs more stuff in it.

I have the one by Toilettree:

I'd hire that person over the one who keeps starting with "I feel like..."

I think he's getting at the idea that you rationalized the high % of men who valued a strong family structure with a suspicion that they must want a sexy wife butler, and he has a fair point. There's no reason the stat couldn't be explained with any number of less cynical reasons, and the leap to automatically…

I don't see how the poop water would go airborne if he's still sitting on the toilet. Wouldn't his butt prevent that? Hopefully he finished eating the ice cream before standing up and flushing though.

Sorry, no. Eating Twinkies is way more gross than eating ice cream on the toilet.

Zilch. None. Nada. Absolutely zero articles on Jez this weekend that made me feel stabby toward the writer. The rarest of delights.

dreams can come true. never give up.

obviously i am extremely bored at work today.

I wasn't thinking that before, but I'm thinking that now.

You missed the part where he chose Paul Ryan for VP because he liked his abs. Not kidding.