I live in an apartment, so I don't have rain gutters, and now I am sad because I'm poor and will likely be renting forever. :(

blah blah blah. i'm not the one getting all upset and name calling. i'm not telling you my name because you are crazy and i don't trust you. think what you want, superfan.

because you are crazy.

+1 for dr bronner. they all good.

there is no way i'm telling a stranger on the internet my name. i don't know why you're taking this so personally. she is a factory product, and she sounds awful whenever she tries to sing live.

i don't care what your name is.

sure am. i am an audio engineer. and any audio engineer can easily tell that those "backyard" sessions were recorded indoors in a studio. not sure why you think a music video proves her voice isn't being artificially enhanced, which it is. calm down.

me too. she is not singing in the video. she is singing in a studio and then they match it to the video later. i'm sorry you're offended by that.

"Like, inside her, basically, at root, she is someone who loves (X). But we don't get that."

yes it is.

that's auto-tune.

Miley, I'm tired of your tongue. Like, we get it. You have a tongue.

If your theory about the acid mantle is correct, then it can be corrected by using apple cider vinegar as a post-wash toner. Not the normal distilled kind, which is far too harsh. The organic, cloudy kind, preferably "with the mother," like the Bragg's brand.

That's fine. Right-wing fantasies are good entertaining fun when used for high-octane escapism. It's only when they think this stuff is how real life works that it becomes a problem.

I'm not a proponent of atkins or low carb per say, but in my experience the low blood sugar 'hazy brain' feeling that comes from those plans is more of a short-term temporary effect akin to carb withdrawal. In my past experience, the more I was dependent on carbs as a primary energy source, the more acute the hazy…

I would like to read your thesis on Die Hard.

pulsing. it is absolutely pulsing.

The Mission Impossible people probably wouldn't have come knocking quite as many times if he didn't look exactly the same as he always has

Rainn Wilson desperately wants to be Zach Galifianakis these days.

@Ricky Martin... Wars are real. Believe it. Period.