Also, lol @ the idea that anything that happens at the vma's is "history."

But that's only professional attire. Everyone's professional attire is supposed to be restrictive because I guess it shows your willingness to conform to the expectations of your industry or something. What about other non-professional dress-up events? Weddings, parties, etc. In those cases women get a much wider…

Stick with it! One of two things will happen. Maybe even both:

Hahaha, textversation! I never heard that before! Keeping it.

Oh of course, I'm not at all suggesting that you shouldn't use it however you like to use it. Many people do use it that way I'm sure, and it seems to work great when both parties have the same kind of texting philosophy.

It's soooo not practical. It's difficult and slow to type compared to other formats, auto-correct sucks, and you can't convey any type of emotional inflection without resorting to LoLs and :) and :( etc. It's a terrible medium for any kind of important talk! Why not just use the phone as a phone and make a voice call?…

Haha, I'm on his side. Texting, to me, is for coordinating meetups and bits of important information. If someone texts me "I had a bad day" I'm just going to respond with "Aw, that sucks." If you want to talk about it right that second, call me. I'm not sitting around having a whole conversation by typing with those…

Regarding the "I won't ever wear a suit EVER!" mentality, I have heard this a lot and, honestly, I empathize. Here are the main points as described by my father and brother, who wear suits when needed, but hate them with a passion:

Being strong-willed is really the only way. If you allow yourself to believe that any "helpers" are needed to quit, then you're kinda not ready to do it. Like, if you think to yourself "I'll quit, but I'll use e-cigs or the patch or the gum," then you're not really quitting so much as just stepping down to a less…

Exactly. If you feel the need to use these products, you must also invest in a mattress protector. Otherwise, depending on how your lease is written, you should be liable for the damage you cause to property that is not yours.

In this scene, young Danny and Joey represent the producers of this wreck, and the disgusted boy behind them represents the rest of us.

Cool guys don't go to bars.

What MzMorgue said.

Sloane Stephens is up and coming as well.

Just making sure everyone saw this today.

Obama's left arm is really long.

In the mid-90's singers were able to actually sing, and didn't sound like absolute garbage without computer assistance. Say what you will about Axl Rose, but he did not need help to hit the right notes, no matter how wasted he was.

She sounded pretty good? She was off key like half the time! Is this how low our expectations for singing have gotten?

To be fair, that's the same face Jaden makes for everything. He could be enjoying it, for all we know.