This is full of awesome. (I get annoyed when people say "actually" that way.)

It would be really interesting to develop accurate profiles of typical trolls: age, background, education, income, gender.

Well... it IS the unspoken rule of youtubing. Nobody cares about your stuff unless you have millions of followers but you also can't promote yourself anywhere or you're a shill. :P #FirstWorldProblems

And add cloth napkins! Very elegant.

Hey now, I did the Pinterest mason jar salad thing for a whole summer. Granted, the set-up requires you to pour the contents out onto a plate or into a bowl to eat from, but it was definitely handy being able to make 5 jars of salad on Sunday, then just grab one before leaving for work.

Here in the UK, my main reason to not eat lunch everyday (besides being a broke ass 30 something student) is to NOT have a sandwich everyday. Seriously, a sandwich a day wilts your soul. So I bought a slow cooker, I cook once or twice a week, freeze some, eat some, have some for lunch.

Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

I seriously bust out laughing so hard at the Clooney joke. So much better than the Cosby joke, which Fey already did on Weekend Update all those years ago. But the Cosby joke was about the courage in presenting it in the first place, so I'm totally behind that, too. :)

I've thought about this a lot. I've had people ahead of me in parking lots pass farther away spots to go up the line and wait for someone to free up a spot closer to their destination. Meanwhile, I take the spot they passed, get my kids out of the car, walk up to the place I'm going, and they're just BARELY parking…

We call the whole process "sharking" due to the similarity between car antennas moving along the rows and dorsal fins.

I prefer the spots way out in the lot away from all the selfish people that bang their doors into cars. I also notice I always get into the store before the people that go hunting for the closest spot.

Hahahahahaha save $400 a week, okay Mr. Moneybags. "A Millionaire is Made Ten Bucks a Time" when you already make a million dollars, apparently. It boggles my mind that people that make this much money actually need this kind of money advice when so many people are getting by just fine on so much less.

RIP

This is the most useful thing I've seen on the internet in weeks! I love eating salad, hate figuring out wtf to put in one!

I've tried a number of different things to make cold-flexible ice packs.

I'm going to do you lots better. The water crystals for plants available anywhere are the same things they use in Diapers.This $8 bag will hold 75 gallons of water. This and a few ziplock bags or plastic containers you can make a shit ton of ice packs. The best part is if you don't need them, you can let the water…

Not a bad way to go. My wife does not cook at all, so we have a general agreement that I cook and she cleans. Occasionally we run into this issue, but between me doing cleaning during the cooking process when I can (during the wait times), and her cleaning later that evening or the next day, we manage to make the…