This is full of awesome. (I get annoyed when people say "actually" that way.)

The only spokesmodel I can think of that needs to hawk this product is

It would be really interesting to develop accurate profiles of typical trolls: age, background, education, income, gender.

Well... it IS the unspoken rule of youtubing. Nobody cares about your stuff unless you have millions of followers but you also can't promote yourself anywhere or you're a shill. :P #FirstWorldProblems

And add cloth napkins! Very elegant.

Hey now, I did the Pinterest mason jar salad thing for a whole summer. Granted, the set-up requires you to pour the contents out onto a plate or into a bowl to eat from, but it was definitely handy being able to make 5 jars of salad on Sunday, then just grab one before leaving for work.

Here in the UK, my main reason to not eat lunch everyday (besides being a broke ass 30 something student) is to NOT have a sandwich everyday. Seriously, a sandwich a day wilts your soul. So I bought a slow cooker, I cook once or twice a week, freeze some, eat some, have some for lunch.

Holy shit, that George Clooney joke was straight up brilliant.

I seriously bust out laughing so hard at the Clooney joke. So much better than the Cosby joke, which Fey already did on Weekend Update all those years ago. But the Cosby joke was about the courage in presenting it in the first place, so I'm totally behind that, too. :)

I've thought about this a lot. I've had people ahead of me in parking lots pass farther away spots to go up the line and wait for someone to free up a spot closer to their destination. Meanwhile, I take the spot they passed, get my kids out of the car, walk up to the place I'm going, and they're just BARELY parking…

We call the whole process "sharking" due to the similarity between car antennas moving along the rows and dorsal fins.

I prefer the spots way out in the lot away from all the selfish people that bang their doors into cars. I also notice I always get into the store before the people that go hunting for the closest spot.

The entire regional blocking for certain content thing is such absolute incomprehensible, mind-boggling bullshit. Fuck media companies and the illiterate legislators who let themselves get conned into sectioning the world with these technical borders that serve even less purpose than the already-frivolous actual…

I didn't mention SNL cause I knew that was American.

Hahahahahaha save $400 a week, okay Mr. Moneybags. "A Millionaire is Made Ten Bucks a Time" when you already make a million dollars, apparently. It boggles my mind that people that make this much money actually need this kind of money advice when so many people are getting by just fine on so much less.

Kickstarter does pretty darn well for tabletop gaming, and that is a somewhat demanding niche that results in volumes of designed, produced physical goods. I have yet to have one fail outright on me, tho, OMG, delays.

Not a bad way to go. My wife does not cook at all, so we have a general agreement that I cook and she cleans. Occasionally we run into this issue, but between me doing cleaning during the cooking process when I can (during the wait times), and her cleaning later that evening or the next day, we manage to make the…