There are deep psychological explanations for Vontaze Burflict’s behavior. He’s taking out his anger at a world which spellchecks refuse to recognize his name.

See Heroes Reborn and NBC*. This is how you do a fight scene.

I think Snakes on a Plane is a great movie. It delivered on it’s name and premise.

OH GOD THEY WANT CHIP KELLY

Hearing about a couple named Candi and Jimbo getting divorced because they’re Seminoles but she slept with a Gator is the most Floridian story ever written.

Typical Mormons: the only thing getting blown is money.

...you know a discomforting amount about chaining people up.

I couldn’t hear you, my whore was moaning.

I give Harrison a lot of credit for manning up on this issue. This was a stunning display of human growth.

I know the perfect way to blend in. Deep royal blue. With a hood. An an A on the hood. It couldn’t possibly stand for “assassin”.

Fat guy touchdowns are the best. Not this one. The Eddie Lacy TD later in the game.

Fuck.... he totally will too. That dude is a sick actor in his own right and his movie’s timing is perfect due to Caitlyn Jenner and trans rights. Sorry Leo you have awful timing.

A true leader that wears number one, to remind himself of his team’s record.

Hahaha I had this same thought. “Bombing? With X-Wings? HA!”

I thought I was looking at my mother’s old douche-bag, but that’s in Ohio.

Tom Brady is the Tom Cruise of the NFL.

Thanks for your thoughts and memories, SCfMA. You’re a great writer. I love this. I, too, was in West Texas for a few years in the 1980s, and the two revelations were the greatness of the high school football and the awfulness of the dust storms. Outside of fall Fridays, life there was a mix of a Steinbeck novel and…

I attended Permian High School a long time before the FNL book, movie or TV series, none I which I have watched/read because it would likely bring back unhappy family memories. It really is weird to read about the football team and see that field sign, which was there in an earlier incarnation. Odessa High School was…

Are you announcing your candidacy for the Republican nomination?