annoyingpants
AnnoyingPants
annoyingpants

It’s totally believable that they’d do this to avoid Hard Knocks. Jeff Fisher has a history of avoiding distractions from the regular season like preseason TV shows or postseason playoff games.

I for one happily slogged through The Tudors, and still didn’t make the connection that the Duke of Suffolk is Superman.

The next commissioner should be Obama. He’s always been the Sports President. He’s going to be looking for a do little/great pay position where he gets to be in power but doesn’t have to deal with the fate of the free world.

Good God please be Tebow

feature not a bug

The good news is that Rob’s gut arrived 10 minutes before anyone else.

Hey, a cyanide induced massive heart attack is still, presumably, a massive heart attack.

Guessing his autopsy will answer a lot of these questions....

Jerry’s got both chin-balls deep inside

Having a team in LA affects TV rights deals big time. That pie Jerry’s got both chin-balls deep inside.

Comfort is Russian.

If anyone should know about making up stories to profit off them, it’s Mitch Albom.

HAAAAHAHAHAHA yesss yesss, your tears, they give me strength....

This is not discrimination against women.

“I’m embarrassed to even tell you how many times I tried.’’

“John, I’m you from the future.”

To be fair Johnny Manziel has no idea who Bernie Kosar is.

Word has it that Manning is too high brow to offer Roethlisberger some HGH, but that is exactly where the high brow came from.

Dronedarone, Cortisone, Percocet, Horse Tranquilizers. But no steroids. That’d be morally wrong.

Torn ligaments? I guess you might say his shoulder is in less than Burfict shape.