annoyingpants
AnnoyingPants
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Bernie Kosar: [puts down brown-bagged whiskey bottle] I forgot all about prostitutes.

Emotions are confusing. Gather the shards of your emotions like loose change in a couch and deposit them into your favorite sports teams. There. Sad is the one you feel when the team plays poorly. Happy is the one you feel when your team does well. Pride is the one you feel when strangers on a bus bring a trophy to

I have a colorblind friend who just gave up on watching. His exact words were: “I just saw a referee tackle the guy with the ball. I’m done. Did you buy Fallout 4?”.

Even being from a country where NFL isn’t that popular (Brazil) we love to get friends for some night in’s. Today kinda sucked because one of our guys

Ha, ha, Rex Ryan made a funny about someome who assaulted his co-worker.

“I’m fine with blows to the head, what was the question?”

Not that strange all things considered. A lot of people didn’t like III as much. And with the re-release of II recently, 1+1=2

OMG, this: