Was tha man named “Noah?” Because, if so, I think he will strike again.

Oooooh I know this one! It’s because Rob already had a shit ton of followers, so rather than trying to get people to follow a sock brand because snoooooooze, he just used his own already existing channel.

It worked out well for Thomas Dolby. Mind you, he was already blinded by science.

“She was traveling around in a suitcase,”

Maybe Rob shouldn't have posted all that revenge porn type shit on Instagram? Also, why didn't the sock brand have it's own dedicated social media channels? 

I’ve never really pictured you wearing a flat brimmed hat or driving a Subaru WRX but I guess that’s on me. 

Worth noting: Old or young, Juuling makes you look ridiculous.

Gender neutral clothing is almost inevitably just men’s clothing.

Dammit if we don’t vote him out tomorrow I’m going to lose it. Alyse Galvin is awesome and would be a much-needed breath of fresh air. I assume Young’s office smells like stale crackers and kaopectate. But seriously, this guy heckled an audience of teenagers just days after a classmate committed suicide! He’s a…

Forty six years in the House. This is what happens when only 30% of eligible voters vote.

Spicy take: Take away Alaska’s statehood and give it to Puerto Rico. 

No, for most people, that IS all the extravagant they can afford.

Hahaha, I just bought a 3 bedroom rambler with a two car ATTACHED garage, large kitchen, & finished basement. As a single person. *internet high-five*

Do non-tangible things count? I spent $2000 or so on the kayak trip of my dreams in Gwaii Hanaas National Park. I’d had a miscarriage, so I decided to take a 10 day remote trip that I definitely couldn’t have done if I’d become a parent. It was pretty awesome and I was a much better paddler by the end of it. Plus it…

After my granFanda died, I discovered she had snuck little bits of money into money markets, CD’s and savings accounts in my name since my birth. I was notified of this by her sister via a post card with my first clue (because she made it a treasure hunt). All told she left me 24k. The knowledge of that money, of the…

I love your first story. Was it a full length coat or a sassy jacket?

ok I have two.

Yeah, I agree with the sentiment, but the tongs in the header image hurt my soul.  I have soft silicone tongs for my non-stick stuff, harder rubber for my non-non-stick stuff, and much longer metal ones that only get used for my grill.  

His real first name was Lancelot, but he was so talented at bringing projects in more or less on time and more or less on budget, that in his 18th-century lifetime he was given the nickname “Capability.”

Every building built before 1987 was at one point an elaborate sex house.