She should tell him he can try birthing a boy all he wants. 

Because of course everyone has enough money saved to pick up and move to a cheaper place, right? And naturally, plenty more saved for all their living expenses while they’re looking for a job in this cheaper place.

I was thinking about them.  It really says something that the Duggars like him.  Ick.

He’s more fundie lite. The Duggars love them.

So, he’s a fundie?  I was wondering about that.  He’s still excited about winning the “culture war”.  I wonder how she feels about it.

It’s my business as an inhabitant of earth because there is ZERO FUCKING REASON people should be having 5+ kids, much less 10, 11, 12, 13, as we’re facing imminent ARMAGEDDON LEVEL DISASTERS due to our rapid, rapid population increase. Our current societal structures aren’t going to be sustainable in the next 50-100…

Your family and coworkers haven’t weighed in yet?

Awesome, snark about celebrities’ family planning decisions. Can I get an expert opinion on whether I should have another kid? 

My friend is pregnant with twins. When her husband found out it was girls he immediately informed her he’d be wanting to try for a boy. How about maybe wait a hot second for her to even have these babies before that decision?

All I can say about the name Crew is that it’s marginally better than Track [Palin, in case you were wondering].

Looking pretty? *spit shines glasses* What? He looks like an old discarded q-tip that someone threw, but it landed behind the garbage bin so it just keeps getting fuzzier until someone cleans the damn bathroom.

Chip is the typical awful fundie Christian asshole with this shit. I hate him.

I find it incredibly odd that there are folks on the right that continue to defend a man who literally took up arms against the United States resulting in the deaths of hundreds of thousands of soldiers... and can also call Clinton and/or Obama a traitor for [some crazy reason]. I really don’t get how people’s brains…

Id go further and state that Wile E. Coyote is the same as The Roadrunner because they both think Ryan Zinke is a stupid motherfucker.

I don’t know if you picked that header image on purpose but the irony of these quotes matched with a picture of him wearing a tie with the crest of the Rebel Alliance SURE IS SOMETHING.

I hear Gandhi was inspired by Sherman.

Time to install that William Tecumseh Sherman statue in Atlanta.

... does Zinke not know that Arlington Cemetary is only on Robert E. Lee’s property because the Union did it to spite Lee?