I am relieved and pleased to learn that Britney Spears is still alive.  I am concerned and disappointed to learn that Perez Hilton is as well.

Red flags? Red flags? All you have to do is glance at what the media makes of Harry and Meghan on an hourly basis and see why no one’s getting an advance copy of the series. 

Judging by the number of friends I’ve had to convince that, no actually, that thing their boss did *is* sexual harassment, I don't think not knowing the definition is that uncommon either.

John Waters reveals he once saw Angela Lansbury at a “dungeon-like sex club” sex club. Tale as old as time, am I right?

I wouldn’t Grantham parole either.

What in the actual fuck makes an outfit anything like a false flag operation? People can wear whatever the fuck they want for whatever reason they want. Any outfit picked out to wear in front of a legion of fans when performing at a concert is going to get attention. I can’t for the life of me figure out why you are…

The other problem is that it only picks up spelling errors, not incorrect word usage.

Are you slappy now

Whenever I see something about Her Smugness, Gwyneth Paltrow, I always remember how her dog of a father harassed me when we worked together. He told me he wanted to see my tits because he was married to a woman who didn’t have any. When I declined, he decided he would try and get me fired. Luckily, I worked for a…

Can’t wait for the “How I Thrive As A Single Mom” tour. And the endless “happy blended family” stories when he knocks up someone else. I hope for that kid’s sanity that there is a grain of truth in all that future PR. ‘Cause having a drug addled Peter Pan and a failed Pick Me as parents is gonna be rough.

If she was Fruit Loops I would eat 10 bowls of her.

As they were very hot people both in their prime

To me he’s channelling “oops I’ve had sliiightly too much heroin recently but it’s fine I’m rich this is all fine heroin is fine”

I saw an announcement on Twitter a few months ago about someone accepting the editor position. I’ve seen little evidence. I’ve signed onto Jezebel almost every morning for over 10 years. There were days that I couldn’t pry myself away because there were so many interesting stories and engaging conversations. Now I’m…

I’m an elder millennial who forgot Vanilla Sky existed until this article.

It’s such a weird movie to latch onto as a “millennial movie”. On top of Garden State, Fight Club and The Matrix both hit two years earlier, and Fellowship of the Ring released the same year as Vanilla Sky. You’ve also got Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind alongside Garden State. Who the hell spends any time…

The top Hollywood actor who has consistently given me gay vibes is Will Smith. Or is it just me?

Jesus some of the comments here have a whiff of misogyny. Why should she be humble about her intelligence?? Most men certainly aren’t.

I think you hit the nail on the head. It’s kind of a shitty trap that I can see a lot of them falling into. Like Oprah, as she mentioned. Or Kirstie Alley. You lose weight and get a sponsor and I would imagine at that point the pressure is immense and the fear of falling off the wagon is immense and it all snowballs…

So Rebel Wilson is the one who monetized the shit out of her weight loss but I imagine its a monkey’s paw situation. They go for it because it is lucrative and it feels like positive reinforcement, but it just traps them into the bad thinking patterns of the diet industry and unhealthy relationships with their bodies. …