the second anyone refers to themselves as “mama” or “mama bear protecting her cubs” or whatever the fuck I want to lunge at them, because I am still waiting for someone to do that out of something other than smug maternal superiority. It might as well be the clarion call for Karens everywhere. If you REALLY wanted to…

Fitness culture is the same garbage as diet culture.

PLEASE, let’s normalize “none of your damn business” as an answer for questions about people’s bodies.

Me too. Why not Morocco? Unless they were thinking, “Well, Roman is a name.”

Jesus died so Biebster would remind us of that.

he had a fucking rape button, katie!

I would highly recommend everyone listen to Conan‘s latest podcast episode with Melissa McCarthy. She’s an absolute gem and a unique voice in comedy. 

This Is Us is a terrible show that shouldn’t exist.

Man, I think we could all use a long digital detox (that sounds weirdly sexual but I’m gonna leave it). What are we doing to ourselves? How the hell are all these kids growing up addicted to being “connected” 24/7 without actually knowing how to socialize IRL? Is this is the downfall of humanity? Or have I reached…

How is me saving this guy from our local pound, giving him a loving home, fixing his cracked teeth, allergies, matted coat, teaching him to trust, and right now he’s sound asleep on my sofa on a Columbia cooling pillow with the air purifier going and Friends on tv, “cruelty”.

Whoever she is, she's gorgeous!

The timeline was always fishy but it sucks that Anna Marie has so many people speculating on whether or not she was cheated on. It’s bad enough that her husband knocked someone up before the divorce was even filed.

I’m afraid everything here is inconclusive. All there really is to say is that something smells fishy!

This is like the third article this week on the Mulaney/Munn thing that literally started with

I didn’t follow the Mulaney/wife guy relationship dynamic super closely outside of his standup and I’m not a celeb goss person in general. But my only prevailing thought is holy FUCK do I feel terrible for Mulaney’s ex wife. To have your famous husband who paraded your supposedly blissful (and childfree) marriage…

Jesus fucking christ, Jezebel. Maybe wait more than 48 hours from posting THIS:

damn it harron! you got me good with the clickbait headline. i’m so fucking curious about the bts drama. her response was standard though. i wouldn’t call it anything more than average.

I feel like the Prince and Princess titles make more sense as young and current stars and, should their careers flourish and they make it through an imperial phase or two, then they can become Kings or Queens in their own right - because if Europe can have more than one Queen then so can pop music! So Britney…

Mine too! (I live in the mountains and both my kids race, albeit without any World Cup/Olympic aspirations). Even though Shiffrin is probably the best-ever American skier and still very young, not a peep here. And there are plenty of tremendously successful women athletes in other disciplines who aren’t Naomi Osaka,…

I used to swear there was a secret pact in the rap community to try to put the worst verse possible on a Katy Perry track.