Another consideration is that she may be physically incapable of wearing anything other than cartoonishly high stilettos. I think Prince had this issue. The Achilles tendon shortens over years of chronic high heel wear and wearing tennis shoes stretches the tendon painfully.

Guaranteed she gets off the plane in something different.

Her blowout and makeup are gonna get wrecked with all the humidity down there. Thats assuming sheactually ventures outside, so I guess she’ll be fine. Glad they donned such practical daywear to survey an 80+ degree disaster.

I seriously don’t understand how their staff let her leave dressed like that. Did no one think to suggest wellies and trench coat?

Well it looks like his shoes are suede, which is pretty much the last thing you should wear in wet weather.

Please further note that the $40.00 USA cap is available on his website with all proceeds going to his 2020 presidential campaign. Because why not right?

Dressed for tragedy! Fuck-me pumps and Chinese gimme caps.

Please note that Trump also accessorized with the $40.00 USA cap manufactured outside the USA clutched in his left hand.

Trump’s outfit is fine. Melania’s choice in footwear is the opposite of fine. For reference, here’s Obama in his disaster surveying gear. Of all the things he’s done related to Harvey, his choice of clothes is far and away the least offensive.

He’s dressed like the racist grandfather he is.

I actually don’t think 45 is dressed inappropriately. Maybe more rugged pants would be better, but.... Mrs. 45 looks like some dumb fashion shoot, especially those shoes. WTF.

Possibly in more ways than one. Melania’s 47. Just about time for him to trade in for a newer model.

Melania 2.0

hiring a woman in the Trump administration seems to be cheaper.

Her name, everything about her — she’s basically a comic book villain, isn’t she?

I was part of a conversation this morning where people were saying this. Good people.

Her career trajectory doesn’t really make any sense unless there are... aspects... we don’t know about.

Rumour has it, she’s also having an affair with Donald. Many people are saying this. Many very fine people are saying this.

I think the fact that she has been there from the beginning says all we need to know. There will be no surprises here.

Fuck Cruella DeVille in training over there. She’s probably the most evil one of all. Always look out for the quiet ones.