The only person making his wife and daughters suffer is him.

Carter was a farmer, graduated from the Nav Academy and teaches Sunday school........So naturally the right despises him. 

Jimmy Carter is the hero we need! But, definitely don’t deserve.

I would support a Jimmy Carter campaign with the utmost enthusiasm.

Trump can only wish to be a tenth the man Carter is.

Now THAT is the hand of a President.

He’ll settle for a guy who knows a guy whose brother-in-law’s uncle has heard some very damaging things.

I fucking hate republicans.

I’ll go with the second choice because someone else will clean up after him and he can blame it on the WH kitchen.

How much imodium do you think he goes through in a day? Or does he prefer to have diarrhea because he thinks it's faster therefore more efficient?

Half the money for “the wall” has secretly gone to outfitting the White House with emergency call buttons in all the bathrooms.

Initially, the senator’s campaign had said only that he had received two stentsin a blocked artery after feeling “some chest discomfort.” However, Sanders’ doctors released an additional statement through the campaign on Friday acknowledging that Sanders “was diagnosed with a myocardial infarction,” a fancy way of…

promising to return to the campaign trail soon

“...their morals...”

He looks like he’s wandered away from his caregivers. Someone should call for a Silver Alert. 

How can so many people put their morals aside to back this obviously stupid, hate-engorged and venal person?

Every picture of Don Jr. smiling it looks like his wife told him she wanted a divorce the second before the picture was taken. 

Is it a couch or is it a sandwich?

That was the wording that got me, even more than “Melania’s got a son.” Who describes their child by saying “that’s a beautiful young man”??? That’s something you’d say about an acquaintance’s child. He describes Barron the same way he describes one of his hotels, or the chocolate cake they serve at Mar-a-Lago.