Still wrapping my head around how Joel played Chevy in “A Futile and Stupid Gesture”

Yes! My brain glitched, because the press are usually shitting on Megan, but there is even less chance that I’d move for my cousin’s sister in law. I don’t even know her name [insert I Don’t Know Her gif here]

If I’m at a Lakers game and am asked to move from my seat so my cousin’s husband’s brother can have my court side seat, security is going to have to drag me out on live TV. Fuck them and the late horse they rode on.

And horrifically rude - Pippa is conventionally “more attractive” than Beatrice or Eugenie, the front row gets photographed a lot, so I can imagine that being asked to give up my seat because a “commoner” was prettier than me would not go over well.

Seriously.  If I have a seat in the front row of a fashion show, I am SITTING in the front row of a fashion show.  I’m giving that up for no one. Maybe my mom.  But only my mom.

I was wondering the same thing. Why on earth would they give up their seats for Pippa Middleton? It would be presumptuous even to be asked. 

They’re just not great examples of bratty behaviour.

I’ve been a DWTS junkie since nearly the beginning. I’m not ashamed.

Awwww lookit, Fox has their very own Joe & Mika!

Ooh, logic problems! I love these! Let me sort it out:

I’ll take Biden’s clumsy observation over this:

God forbid we include context. No, he must be cancelled because there is no possible way he could have been saying something deeper than one out-of-context sentence pulled from a speech.

Well it's interesting how the entire message changes when you have all the info.  

How many times do you think Hannity hooked up with Earhardt before he realized he wasn’t suddenly having amazing luck at bedding random blondes from the office, but was, in fact, in a relationship?

Her next appearance will be on Maury, I’m sure.

Maybe we should also point out, since this is the actual end-game and saying otherwise is disingenuous at best:

In a related story the NY Giants have signed Jill Biden to a 5 year $40 million dollar deal as their newest left tackle. Although observers were critical of the move in light of Jill’s decision to skip the NFL combines, Giants GM Dave Gettleman responded by saying, “Just look at the tape. Everything you need to…

A nicely chilled salted butter on a fresh baguette. I ate the entire thing. I am not proud, but it was delicious.  

Also ice cream.  That nondairy shit does not cut it.  

The footage of Jill Biden diving into action is the single greatest thing I’ve seen all day. That woman didn’t skip a beat-the Secret Service should recruit her.