according to a 2017 profile by MLive Media Group, which added that Cortis, in his 50s, is unemployed and lives at home with his mother.

My God, you have NAILED it.

Watching Hallmark must be like staring at a snow globe filled with Hummel figurines.

‘Bout these #Hearties: that Twitter feed is just like the Evangelicals for Trump crowd. They all seem to utterly ignore the massive sums of money involved in her crime and her criminal behavior itself, and feel she should not lose her (very lucrative) job. Because (my assumption from context) these Hallmark movies…

When Calls the Warden

Somebody, please check on the Hearties?

Red & Green are the New Orange

Throwing away their chance to make A Prison Christmas.

Do you recall the names of the articles? I feel like this is going to become a factor if there are trials in NY.

And now with Kamala Harris as the most likely frontrunner; we get to see just how racist AND sexist the country is at the same time. Yipee!

Hey Lauren, I just want to chime in along with everyone else and let you know this is a really shitty post. Like, colossally shitty. I don’t even have any snark for you. Clinton won the popular vote, she was profoundly qualified, and she got shat on for being a woman who knows how to get shit done in a world dominated…

This is the worst post I have ever seen on Jezebel. And I have read some self important posts that were 90% text exchanges between staff at their dullest and most unimaginative. 

Yikes. This is kind of heartbreaking. Woman wins popular vote, helping pave the way for a number of exciting female leaders, and gets shat on for existing by feminist blog. What would you like her to do, disappear completely? Sounds that way.

I was inspired by her too. I would vote for her again if I could (but I wouldn’t wish another brutal election cycle on her). I think she would have made an incredible President. I teared up when I voted for her because I was so moved. The snark in this article is really rude and unnecessary. There’s a lot of people…

I find it oddly refreshing that she announced she wasn’t running on a local news station instead of a 60 Minutes interview or twitter.

Hillary has the sense not to run again.

There are very certain cases where I think mayo works as a critical ingredient: tuna salad, olive sauce (try an olive burger in Michigan), potato salad, a few others. But in every one of these cases it’s very easy to use too much, because mayo’s for binding shit together and the less it’s tasted, the better.

The CPAC rally is fatter 

Nazis, at least the original ones, tended to be more neatly dressed and groomed.

BREAKING: The Montreal Alouettes have released QB Johnny Manziel so he can pursue the opportunity of being released by an Alliance of American Football team.