Well, to be fair, host of a U.S. gossip t.v. show is a position of substantial responsibility and international significance.

Funny how Billy Bush is getting way more severe consequences than the guy who actually said "grab them by the pussy"

He probably can’t find a tailor because most people like to be paid for their work, and he has a habit of not paying his bills.

I’m secretly hoping the Queen has a copy and suggests watching a video whilst they take tea tomorrow.

only if you consider the creature in that picture to be a man

You can put a fat man and his hooker in fancy clothes but you cant make them......I dont even fucking know any more.

“And I am Marie of Roumania.”

He spent quite a bit of time in my city while working on The Son and I never once heard anything negative about him, only that people who ran into him while he was out and about getting the “Austin experience” reported how delightful he was. When people come here and/or live here and are dicks, we know (Lance…

I worked as lowly junior PR person for Pierce Brosnan 5 years ago, only for 3 or 4 days, and he came to me at the after party for his film and thanked me BY NAME. I almost fell over. He didn’t have to thank me, but to also remember my name was like, insanity.

Haven’t sharks got a bad enough rap without this comparison?

Eric is the one who sits in your closet and causes your nightmares.
Don Jr. is the one you want to kick in the balls, just for fun.

On the positive side, the Cleveland Cavaliers just fired their horrible GM LeBron James. 

Strange man blocking entrance to community he doesn’t live in talking about robberies the residents’ association didn’t know about.

Same, but not really for Pop’s sake. I’ve said this before, but if Pop has heard about how LaVar treated his wife after her stroke, he would probably legit hate him and not just find him annoying. I feel bad for the Ball sons. It’s not their fault they were raised by a narcissist who tries to both live vicariously…

Please let that Spurs trade happen, I want to see LaVar try the shit he’s pulled with Gregg Popovich  

This is so perfect it hurts.

Somewhere, Kate Smith just took a knee.

I’m getting almost as tired of pointing this out as I am of noticing it in the first place but goddamn can you imagine the nationwide conservative meltdown if Obama did this? And by this I mean any of this? Like literally anything Trump has done, ever?

The only problem with the above is that he should have looked at it for way, way longer. Preferably long enough for his orange exterior to begin to melt and slough off.

You too would have trouble reading and remembering the words after looking into a solar eclipse.