She has better eyebrows than ALL of us.

Yeah we're going to attack a women who loved video games so much that she wrote/directed/starred in 6 seasons worth of original youtube content that she gave away for FREE.

they attacked FELICIA

There are still "record stores" where you live?

She softened him into a sort of pink dough.

I love that she also photoshopped Ramsey. Not only do we have to be beautiful all the time, but we must be surrounded by beautiful people!

Yeah, but then there's

I'm so glad "live with you" came after "marry you." It's so weird when people get married and then live in separate apartments.

You chose wisely, Sad Sack has a much better ring to it than Groveling. Bravo!

Robin Thicke, is that you?

The first time I got to the name "Sad Sack Sam" I had to shove my fist in my mouth so I wouldn't get kicked out of class for laughing obnoxiously loud at such an apt dubbing.

I don't defend this creepy, selfish site in the least, but let's be honest: if this was in a rom-com, girls might eat it up. In other words, I sometimes feel for the mixed messages dudes get about romantic gestures. Not to the point of excusing this shit though.

I was almost with him until the mushy facebook messages. You already lost your girlfriend now is not the time to piss off your remaining friends Sam.

I was really hoping this site would have an appropriately cringe-worthy soundtrack auto-playing. Did it not?

What's up with this headline? Isn't a positive self-image supposed to be a *good* thing?

"I'm only 45. My dong is great." - Thomas Jane

Shailene Woodley was born in 1991. Thomas Jane was born in 1969.