being from Portland is really fucking embarrassing sometimes

I mean if Ted Cruz or Donald Trump gets elected, I am pulling this car over and everyone has to walk home from here.

etchings and chill

I HAD THIS!

SoulCycle, “disruptive,” and a picture of a dropped (thrown? rejected?) cupcake.

IcaBieb Crane

Honestly, I had no idea who Saint West was either until someone sent me this article thinking I’d laugh. I knew Kim had a kid, but I had no idea what the kid’s name was. I also had no idea Kim and Kanye were in a relationship until after she had their first kid.

How old is this baby that they are already relevant? Leave Kirsten Dunst alone. She clearly has a better life than the rest of us when she doesn’t know who Kim Kardashian’s , a person famous for nothing, baby is. I would like to forget too.

Why ? A lot of people do not follow gossip. I’m always ashamed when I spent time with my “normal” friends, that I know all that crap about those stupid people.

I instantly like Dunst more than I already did.

What, rslwn, your ladybits don’t feature an engraving of a map of downtown Seattle? Just me then.

who is David Bowie in this scenario

I have a teddy bear that was my number one companion back in my wee days. One time, a friend who lived down the street decided to hold a sleepover for our stuffed animals. I wanted Snuggles to be nice and dressy for the occasion, so I took my Tinkerbell perfume and did the ol’ press-against-and-flip trick. You know:

She named her son Reign. So it’s royal but what’s above royalty? Sainthood and yeezus

To be clear, my love, I am not going to bat for Brad Pitt here, cute as he may be... I am going to bat for the English language. Words mean things! News at 11!

Yeah, Brad has never seemed terribly bright. A very inconsiderate and tone-deaf statement, to be sure, but not malicious.

You are absolutely right. I guarantee she “stole his gun” to make it less convenient for him to shoot her. /beenthere

Came here to say this.

He’s going to kill one of his girlfriends eventually. I’m convinced of this.

Oz was like, my dream guy when I was younger. OKOK he’s still my dream guy but just like, minus the werewolf stuff.