Sarah H Sanders

Popcorn! Bummer is, I work alone in my office, so no one even gets to see it :(

Dale Chihuly, y’all.

It’s cases like this that make it clear how full of crap people are when they wring their hands about “ruining a man’s life” without “proof.” All of these guys were able to behave as badly as they wanted, as often as they wanted, wherever they wanted, no matter who tried to stop them. Meanwhile, think of how much of…

But that is coming up based on the alleged issue from years ago, with the 14 year old. Given the information that we have now about that, it is not unreasonable to take a closer look at other incidents and see if there is anything there. You are being willingly obtuse about that point and how they are related.

You’re right, there is totally nothing inappropriate about a grown man inviting a 14 year old to a party with alcohol into his bed. Totally normal.

I know it’s so sad! I have terminal cancer (at 36, lucky me) and had to go into a long term nursing facility this week because we can no longer meet my needs at home. My sister took my cat in and he’s so heartbroken in the pics she sends me. He was to wear the cone of shame because he pulls his fur out when he’s…

Are you fucking kidding me? Uh, Ted Nugent literally threatened to shoot Harry Reid and kill Obama and Clinton. Yeah, this is fucking unfair.

She really did lose a lot of work because of the outrage. I was not offended by the pic at all, but it was a bold expression that backfired in a predictable way. For someone who has made a career out of destroying the facade of Hollywoo politics through gossip, she was ill prepared for the backlash. I think that’s on…

Because TMZ is some beacon of something that is wrong in this world.

Nah.

TMZ is the worst. I’m firmly on Kathy Griffin’s side on this one.

Can you hurry up and accept your micropenis so you can stop being a hateful shit on the internet?

Ladies and gentlemen, I proudly present: “The Worst Take!”

Clients in advertising are THE WORST. Everytime I see a “what stupid agency did this?!” comment, I immediately want to retort with “They didn’t. They came up with a loose concept and the client ran it into the ground.”

Did someone say Richard Spencer?

This is not a ghost story, but a horrible human encounter. This happened about 4.5 years ago:

I love the tutoring bit. “Bloom is seemingly on his side, putting together a ‘team of people’ and working as his ‘tutor’ to somehow make him see the light of his ways.”

A simple mistake made by the tired eyes of a man who has probably spent many nights lying awake and wondering how he’d tell his big scary father-in-law that he wants to quit both Ivanka and the White House because both are much harder than he thought.

This girl is coming home!!!! The insurance company approved home care for her, we’ve already met with a representative from the company that will supply her care, and it should be two more weeks until we’re out of the hospital. All the staff needs to go meet her first and learn her current schedule and preferences,…