That awkward phrasing made my day. I’m choosing to live in the timeline where Bob Taft is his one true love.

My favorite thing about that weird cult is that despite its weird spelling, it’s pronounced “Nexium” like the heart burn medicine.

He’s kind of an asshole, definitely an alcoholic, but I find him to be the most relatable person on that show. Not sure what that says about me...

Yes, and they’re awesome! The McQueen one was particularly memorable. You should go if you can.

My sister and I use the lash serum and it is amazing!

You win! You’re officially The Worst.

I’ve never been more excited for a Monday.

There’s an app called Binaural Beats that works wonders for me. You have to use your headphones because you get a different beat in each ear. It’s supposed to kinda gently nudge your brainwaves into chilled-ness. You can also adjust to help with focus too.

This IS nice! Sobriety really agrees with her and she looks great.

Kinja ate my post, so here’s my story again.

In hindsight this story isn’t that scary, but at the time I was terrified. Also, I love this annual contest and want to participate.

Good. On one hand she shouldn’t be punished but Marchesa stuff is hideous and people were only wearing it because of the Weinstein connection. This just brings her business back to baseline where people only buy it if they like that gaudy crap.

That would be fucking delightful.

Only in detox, where I got stuck for like two weeks because residential was full.

From NPR, here’s the driver’s mother:

Rehab. This shit was on 24/7 when I was there. I think there is comfort in knowing that there is always someone who has their shit less together than you.

I always forget Trump doesn’t drink! It kinda makes things more worrisome...

Wasn’t there a post on here saying they split because Pratt didn’t want any more kids?

The Post Modern Prometheus is not only my favorite X Files episode, but also one of the most fun and satisfying episodes of TV ever.

Vending machines might be dumb, but those Ultra Light puffy jackets??!!!? They’re like the best thing I’ve ever spent money on.