Agreed. Ponies are WAY better.

So Michelle Obama went into the future to plagiarize a talking horse? I mean, she seems very capable so I wouldn’t say it’s beyond her abilities, but it doesn’t sound like the FLOTUS I know.

It bothers me so much that this doesn’t actually rhyme...

No worries Anna, I found a handy dandy dress code chart to make your life easier - just consult this before you leave your hotel room and you’re all set!

I was just in St. Lucia, it’s great. 10/10 would vacation there again.

Giants over Patriots to ruin their perfect season.

Super Bowl 42. Bill Belichick leaving the field early after his team's loss was a forgone conclusion. Close second is the 1999 NCAA Championship game when UCONN beat Duke.

In my office just outside Akron, OH everyone is smiling this morning. On a Monday morning. What a great day.

Why can’t it be Skip Bayless whose car rolls down a driveway and pins him up against a brick wall? Why is Stuart Scott dead of cancer, but this guy gets to keep having a broadcasting career?

Not even God was watching WJW at that moment. There were more TVs tuned in to WJW in that studio than the rest of Ohio combined.

A lotta people shit on this dude, but idk man after this it’s not to respect JR and root for him. So happy for him and this team.

God never gives anyone more than they can handle.

Great. God wasn’t going to let LeBron come this far without a victory. Unlike four previous times when God wanted someone else to win.

Now we know why no rangers have ever reported seeing Bigfoot.

All the sites have done great reporting. The investigative reporters at Deadspin who reported on Greg Hardy and Kevin Johnson, for example, are an inspiration to our news team. Jezebel has been doing some great politics coverage. Gawker got people talking about the allegations against Bill Cosby before that became a…

I mean, what else am I supposed to do at work? Work?

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