This, this, this. Having done knee surgery and (badly underperformed in) PT, it’s the best advice you’ll ever get short of “don’t do things that make you need this.”

I would totally eat that.

So either the Cavs are going to choke and die or Tim Brady is?

Not a huge basketball fan, not a huge Burneko fan. Not a clue why I clicked on this link even, except that it’s the Cavs and I’m displaced NE Ohioan painfully watching through my fingers over my eyes to see what happens next in the long saga of devastating Cleveland sports debacles that will be immortalized with a…

I am groud?

Phillie Phanatic, dirty old man.

South America isn’t off the hook here, either. Of the 14 people indicted today, 8 of them are from South America. So while the countries at large might care more about workers’ rights, it’s blatantly obvious that the people in charge of soccer organizations in those countries don’t give even a third of a damn about…

THIS is sports journalism the way it was meant to be (or, I suppose, the way I think it was meant to be, more to the point). It’s evocative, it tells a story, and it paints a perfect picture of who Ellis and Perez were at that moment in time. The reader gets to see what Peter Richmond saw then: that clubhouse, that…

Thank you. You have made my day complete by completing that reference.

Well, technically it’s later when you get off the thing than it is when you get on, so I guess that’s time travel... From a certain point of view.

Nah, he just has a fivehead.

When I sent the link to my husband, I pegged it as “the most fascinating article I’ve read about nothing I’ve ever cared to learn.” Seriously, this was fantastic!

Who’s more doped up, the model or the bear?

You beat me to the literal exact same comment. Well played, sir. I shall refer to you henceforth as Gillyn Thomas.

Seriously. If I wanted a shitty podcast about sports and pop culture, I’d be listening to Bill Simmons.

Does shitting yourself have the same effect? Seems like poor evolutionary development on the part of lions, if so.

Maybe Siri can tell him how to get the Giants to the SuperBowl.

The only way this could be a better story would be if the Medicine Hat News's author's first name were Phil.

This is my entire (academic) life in a nutshell.

I was fully anticipating a Ross Rhea/Doug Glatt reference somewhere in here.