I would totally eat that.

So either the Cavs are going to choke and die or Tim Brady is?

Not a huge basketball fan, not a huge Burneko fan. Not a clue why I clicked on this link even, except that it’s the Cavs and I’m displaced NE Ohioan painfully watching through my fingers over my eyes to see what happens next in the long saga of devastating Cleveland sports debacles that will be immortalized with a…

I am groud?

Phillie Phanatic, dirty old man.

South America isn’t off the hook here, either. Of the 14 people indicted today, 8 of them are from South America. So while the countries at large might care more about workers’ rights, it’s blatantly obvious that the people in charge of soccer organizations in those countries don’t give even a third of a damn about…

THIS is sports journalism the way it was meant to be (or, I suppose, the way I think it was meant to be, more to the point). It’s evocative, it tells a story, and it paints a perfect picture of who Ellis and Perez were at that moment in time. The reader gets to see what Peter Richmond saw then: that clubhouse, that…

Nah, he just has a fivehead.

Who’s more doped up, the model or the bear?

You beat me to the literal exact same comment. Well played, sir. I shall refer to you henceforth as Gillyn Thomas.

Seriously. If I wanted a shitty podcast about sports and pop culture, I’d be listening to Bill Simmons.

Maybe Siri can tell him how to get the Giants to the SuperBowl.

The only way this could be a better story would be if the Medicine Hat News's author's first name were Phil.

This is my entire (academic) life in a nutshell.

I was fully anticipating a Ross Rhea/Doug Glatt reference somewhere in here.

THANK you!

The Foodsaver we got for our wedding is, hands down, the greatest and most-utilized gift we got. You guys should do a crowd-sourcing "what's the best food preserving system?" query at some point.

Re. the alarm clock, I caught the whole "buy this life-changing alarm clock" bit last week, hemmed and hawed, didn't get it,…

You were right, Drew - totally pointless.

I would like to respond to this article, but my delicate female sensibilities prohibit it. Oh my, I think I have a case of the vapors!

What, no Iron City?!