No but the weeks I go to the gym less and don’t lift weights I weigh less. Also I weigh more after cardio. I think it’s water retention in your muscles or some such?

You know what, get a personal trainer. I’m lucky, I get one free through work but even if (and when) I don’t I will pay the money. Someone standing there watching and not taking your BS excuses you makes.you.do. it! I do things for that woman that I could never, ever make myself do and now I can do a fair number of…

Hell. Yes. Adderall is the reason my 20’s went to shit in a shit basket. Getting off Adderall was the best thing that has ever happened to me ever. Got a great job, lost 40lbs, house is cleaner, life in order, better relationship with friends and family, liking myself and happy.

Okay, thanks for the advice. I may tell them that I was in a horrible exercise accident because people were gawking at my fabulous workout apparel and as a result I’ve lost both legs and no longer require workout pants. Why not. I’m bored and it seems a good a reason as any other.

YES! Me too. It will take me out of the moment. I would chalk this up to: all guys who’ve gone down were bad (and to be fair it was college) but my husband has tried. Like he has made it his mission to get good at it, he has asked for directions, he has tried different techniques and pressure and it is just not my…

Yeah sports bras from there are literally worthless. No support provided.

Wait I’m about to cancel. What do I need to do to get out. I was worried about this damnit. I knew it wouldn’t be easy!

I have. It’s great, helped me gradually build up a workout wardrobe over time. I’ve done it for 6 months now so that’s 6 pants, 6 shirts (plus a few extra I got cause they’ll throw it in for 9.99). The clothes are well made, have held up well to repeated washing, fit great and I get a lot of compliments on them at the…

Yes and maybe it’s just me but those look like giant, swollen purple penises studding that arrangement. I’d giggle, hell I am giggling.

I mean I guess, sure. Why not?

ps - Also not liking the current situation in Israel re: Palestine. Let’s get on that.

Off topic but is your name inspired by Pazuzu Algarad, the gargoyle on Futurama (PAZUZU!!!) or the Sumerian demon?

I have no quarrel with donuts but it's the fourth one that gets you every time.

Pussy Portico? Pussy Porte Cochere (cause it’s large enough for “vehicles” to pass through and discharge their passengers?) How about Cooter Cozies?

Like you are now humaning at an “adult” level? I wonder what the test would involve...

Vagina valance. Alliteration is always a plus!

Or people who immigrated after the Civil war. You know, the “good” immigrants (read European). I still hear that from people a lot “well my family didn’t come over here until after the Civil War”.

The people who send them there already live with massive cognitive dissonance. They’re the people who start racist statements with the statement “I’m not racist but”. They want government hands off their medicaid. They get government assistance but hate welfare queens. Their daughter is pregnant at 16 but want…

I know EXACTLY what you are talking about. Still waiting to adult 16 years later.

Because I really like waiting in line and chatting it up with my fellow citizens. It makes it feel like real civic engagement.