Check and see if you (or he) can get it through work. I’ve got some on myself and I can and did insure my husband for half of what I got with no physical required for either of us and it comes directly out of my paycheck (and I’m assuming/hoping pre-taxed).

Need more lions. You aren’t a legit martyr until lions get involved.

For me, I was bending over after a shower to twist my hair up in a towel and I was face to face with my boobs thinking: these are udders. They hang down and look like udders (to be fair, I’m pretty sure breast feeding is the cause of this so I guess they were, in fact, udders). From tits to teats.

You don’t know what you got till it’s gone (or not so much gone as drooping).

Hey, good for saving. Saving $ is awesome. We managed to save $5,000 over 6 months and that let us change jobs/weather uncertainty no problem for 3 months. Money gives you freedom which gives you choices. So you can take some risks, good for you. I was 10 years older before I figured out that stability was valuable.

Good lord where do you live that you can have alcohol delivered to your house!? I thought Texas was cool for doing beer drive throughs.

Well said. For a society that pays endless lip service to “family values” we do fuck all to actually, substantively help families.

ooooh. so like not 2 = 24 months. In my mind I was like how do you have a kid and then another 4 months later. Oops.

I posted that elsewhere but how does that work? Wait, is one from a different woman?

Did they adopt one or more of their kids? Cause otherwise I’m super interested in how you have a 2 year-old and an 18 month old. I suppose I could just google it but.... meh

At this music class we took our toddler to the teacher pulled that “we don’t use no in this class line, instead we show them what we want them to do.” Okay lady. So I just let him go free and when he was pulling down the speakers trying to get her iphone (the cord) and she goes “NO!” I laughed and smirked (on the…

My parent’s waited until 39 years of marriage and a month before I was due to give birth to the first grandchild. So that Christmas my Mom’s like yeah your dad can come to Christmas (She is an AMAZING hostess and makes a magical fairyland country christmas). IT WAS WEIRD. I think she only did it thinking they may get…

Ah, so it’s really all about desperately attempting to extend your 15 minutes of fame, feeding your addiction to being on TV and hoping to leverage this to more reality TV spots? I’ve gotten into at least reading about these shows after watching UnReal.

Wait can someone briefly outline the format of this show? I thought there was a cast of women and one bachelor and the women compete not to go home. But this sounds like a bunch of men, a bunch of women, and people coming and going. What the hell is the goal of this show?

I linked it, did it not work?

It’s great because it’s fun for kids and parents alike. Unlike say, Barny (SHOOT ME), Sesame street is genuinely witty. Grover is hysterical (he’s a schlemiel, a habitual bungler but in the best way) and Cookie Monster is also really fun, he does fabulous movie trailer spoofs of popular movies. So if you gotta have a…

I want to hate Elmo but if I do I will literally go insane. I have a 2 year-old and the sun rises and sets on Elmo. He finds him everywhere, places you didn’t even realize had an Elmo (a random diaper box in the grocery store etc) and goes wild. So I have decided I must embrace the Elmo and use it to my advantage…

I thought it was Andy Samberg for a hot sec.

YES! That is precisely what I thought “ethical cheating” was. Fellow Savage Lovecast listener?