Butts. More butts. The Tina Belcher gif failed me.

Me too! I’m getting to the root of this one way or another because the only thing that would make that show better is more action. In particular, more

At the risk of being indelicate, what exactly is in this elicit version? Because I went the naughty route and while there’s some make out sessions nothing at all that would warrant above a PG rating. No buts, no boobs, no fondling just kissing. It has a BBC watermark (or whatever it is on TV) and since it’s not been…

Wait are you freaking telling me there’s Outlander style action in the BBC version? Because I got the whole season at once, a torrential downpour of the whole series, so I assumed it was the BBC version and it was pretty tame. Damn fine abwork, some cuddling and kissing but that was pretty much the whole of it. So…

Is there a children’s/domestic law center in your area? Or a law school? I volunteer at my local law clinic and there may be resources available, especially for battered women. Check that out. I’m so sorry this is happening to you but don’t give up, you can win this fight! If you can tell me more I can help you look…

30 ain’t shit! I’m 32 and happier than I’ve ever been! For our generation, 30 is still young adult. And I’d consider trading my screaming toddler for Billy Joel live tickets. You’re young, be foolish but be happy!

Okay so I’m an atheist but you know a great way to make a new community? A church. Great churches: Quaker and Unitarian. My dad just divorced my mom and joined a quaker church and they’ve been his new family. Plus he’s met a lady!

Also, some real technical advice? 1) check you state, in mine the state portion was 60%, multistate was 40% (whoa but did I over study for multistate). 2) see if you can take it computer free. Someone recommended this to me and I was sooo damn glad I did. Smaller room (less distraction), quicker in and out time, and…

Been there, done that. Best advice I ever got was to chill out a certain point. After you’ve been preparing forever you reach a point where you’ve retained the info you are going to retain. The key then is to take care of yourself and make sure you’re rested and well-fed. Good luck, you can do it!

No, no and more no. You are fabulous end of story. If you want to lose weight for yourself I can easily tell you how I lost 40lbs: go to a nutritionist/dietician. First, paying someone $ makes you take it more seriously. Second, she really helped me meal plan and learn how to make smart choices and prioritize. Third,…

The way I always heard it described was similar: the schlemiel is the habitual bungler, the schlimazel is the habitually bungled upon :)

Wow, everything you’ve written really speaks to me. Especially about the itch. I have a similar relationship, wanting to drink and having 3-4 beers and then being upset but my issues involve worrying about weight control. I don’t think you sound like an alcoholic but you do sound like someone unhappy with their…

It depends on your mood but here are three recs: super surreal and beautiful The Fall, something more lighthearted and sweet Stardust, something that is just gorgeous and a great, feel-good WW2 historical story Hope and Glory. You know what, just watch Hope and Glory. You won’t be disappointed it is funny, poignant,…

Yes! I just discovered this podcast last month and have been binging big time. She’s’s got a great radio storytelling voice too.

Yeah we are extremely traditional and brought back the “bedding ceremony”... Hung a blood stained sheet from the window the next day ;)

I posted a link in response to someone else’s comment with some video but it’s a dance. Popularized on the coast of NC/SC in the 60’s. It’s a hell of a good time and great for weddings since my all generations basically know it/will do it.

It’s a southern dance style popular in the 60’s, especially around the beach in the Carolinas. It’s fun, not too hard, and older people as well as younger know how to do it so it means a lot of people will dance, plus the music is good. I like all the twists, spins, and dips; people who are really good can do flips.…

Add to that drunken uncle you haven’t seen in 15 years yelling “kiss, kiss!” and that pretty much summed it up. Oh and we were shagging so there were attempted dips involved.

First dance. Everyone said you must you must you must. Well I didn’t want to, husband didn’t want to (husband’s hips are seemingly fused and thus cannot move rhythmically) and we hated the idea of being the complete focus of attention in what felt like an awkward moment. So we tried to shag in front of a huge crowd of…

He also has to be a duke with improbable coloring, eyes that are piercing, and needs to be a “rake” (a literal garden tool would be a great twist on this).