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Viscount? Pfft! Always aim for a Duke or at the very least a Marquess. Most of the better royal privileges without the duty work.

THREE gift wrapping rooms

Yup, that’s why Tori hasn’t gotten any of the big bucks. McDermott had dollar signs in his eyes when he left his wife for the newly-married-to-someone-else Tori. She is clueless about money, yes, but he is a gold digging POS.

Bwahahaha. I can fit all my stuff in one regular closet.

My takeaway from her phrasing is that the writer probably did something pretty shady and hacky, but CK was likely unaware of the film, either because of a full schedule or, like you say, a conscious effort to not follow other comics’ work too closely. She seemed pretty careful not to accuse him of anything.

You know what else inspires murder? Infinite scrolling.

Wait . Why does she want to hurt khloe?

Khloe and Caitlin are estranged now? The disfunction never ends.

“Caitlyn also claims she believes Robert represented Simpson because he was jealous that Kris married Bruce. “I wonder if it was his way of saying to her what I think she was saying to him when she married me: a big f—k you,” 

But that’s been a story since the 80's.

Other outlets are reporting the woman’s full name is Tami Barker, and that she is an ESL instructor at a local community college. Someone’s in the wrong line of work.

Bannon looks like a guy who bets on the Special Olympics

Jared Kushner has one of those faces that you just want to constantly smack when you see it in front of you! Even my husband feels the same way and keeps calling him “that fucking weenie-boy.” If they made a bop bag with his face on it I’m 100% sure it would sell out within the first day. Ivanka is her father but with

I am laughing so hard my hungover ass might well be on the path to fulfilling your wish. You beautiful monster.

That is brilliant!

I cannot wrap my head around Chris Brown and his almost infinite chances at redemption. Then the failure to appreciate the many opportunities to do so.

Wtf. How did I not know this?

i mean, this is a show that stars anthony anderson who may have been acquitted but i will always side eye

Yep, my feeling about Bush was that while I didn’t agree with his politics, I did believe those politics were the result of sincerely held beliefs, and that he’s likely a decent human being.

It also means he got drunk once and cheated on his wife.