There’s something off about Dax. Like, he tries to be all cool and relaxed, but his eyes scream “CHEM TRAILS!!!”

WTF is she just chilling outside having a smoke because her pissy-pants roommate won’t let her smoke in the house? She get back from a walk of shame only to discover she locked herself out of the house? Taking a smoke break from her nanny gig? So many questions.

It was a valiant effort.

Coconut oil is simply not an appropriate lube. It gets really thin and will not be protective on your tissues. Get real lube.

White House Budget Director Mick Mulvaney defended Trump’s cuts by arguing that after-school programs aimed at feeding children after school aren’t “helping kids do better at school.”

I suddenly feel deep sadness now.

If 45's tax returns were out and they’re the hot garbage fire I think they are, not only would I masturbate to them, I’d probably come really hard.

Oh come on! They can take a 20 minute break, can’t they?

I’m starting to think Dr. Luke isn’t a real doctor.

I wish those Capital One commercials could be banned from the airwaves.

But Naomi normally gets along with everyone.

FYI, “mammie” would be considered offensive in the US, especially in the South. See https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammy_archetype

I moved to Atlanta after almost 20 years in Los Angeles. We moved to take care of my husband’s parents, who were both terminally ill. So it was a pretty non-negotiable move...which made it easier.

There are things I love about here (the rain, the seasons, front porches, being able to afford a house, having dogs and a…

Are you participating in the women’s strike? I feel so conflicted about it.

It’s nice that he didn’t give a fake smile, but it really would be nicer if people of Denzel’s stature and having his kind of cachet would just say something. Don’t make it always have to be the women who do. Or like, what’s that guy from Orange is the New Black? The real “woke” one?

How is Ben doing over there at HUD?

That’s a fine example of “just because their technology can do it, doesn’t mean they should!”

Fun fact: the people who will be pissed off by this skit also think the girl Ghostbusters ruined their childhood. 

I would love to paint some parts of my house! But I’m always nervous to DIY...what if I don’t do it perfectly? Do you do the whole “strip the paint and prime”?

Absolutely correct. “You are not the police.” Or as my Dad used to tell me, “The cemetary’s full of people who were in the right.”