Imogen. I think it completely suits her and it also lends itself to cute doggy nicknames.

I have been ready to fight someone all day and I have no clue why I’m ready to aggressively make someone feel bad. My boyfriend simply said “it’s fine. It’s just pms. You realize it a day or two after I do.”

There’s literally no way a woman whom had or expected to have plans in public would get a facelift then go out. If you can bleed, you’re in hiding after a facelift. Also, no woman gets a facelift during the holidays. That’s just a fact.

Oh, fuck off.

I’m pretty sure it’s just a bragging right. It’s like being a yelp reviewer with a 10th of the power that yelp reviewers think they have. Like you could say “oh, I see your chamber of commerce certificate over the napkin dispenser. It would be a shame if you lost it. I should call councilman Williams and see if…

I think you just convinced me to hate watch

It is. Because I know exactly what they’re talking about and went mhmm. You’re thinking about Kate Middleton but I’m on the same page.

The politicians who are complaining about media and journalism remind me of high schoolers who love the gossip grape vine until people are talking about them. Then it’s all lies and totally not true at all except Stacey totally does have herpes. But everything else especially things involving me are lies.

Like 10 years

“i got bikes, cars, property, books, paintings and some semblance of a soul”

I dismissed the first comment suggesting butt stuff but i’m replying to this so no one else suggests it. I was making jokes on the internet. We just aren’t butt stuff people. I hear that if you like it you love it. But neither of us are interested and honestly I just got to the point I can poop when he’s in the house…

Best guess? When you and your family are so synonymous with profiting from the labor of black people that even Scarlett O’Hara is like sit down, ladies. I’m most famous for a dress that Mammy sewed for me so I could pull some trickery to enhance my fortune and even I know y’all have done too much.

I saw that too and I actually kind of got offended that they left the insane quad boob situation in and the creasing in her neck area because she moved her neck and that’s how skin works. Like they were trying to pull some David Blaine level of misdirection. Look at the neck creasing and terrible fitting bra! There’s…

I bet Tara Reid is shaking in her boots right now. If Taylor becomes the Sharknado, Tara is out of work completely

Yeah, I can’t with that plot twist. That’s the kinda mindfuck that would make me end up in a rubber room. In the past 6ish months gotten entirely too comfortable being around me and will poop in the en suite bathroom with the door open and I’m in the bedroom. There are two other bathrooms. And I assure you all of the…

What? No. I’m not gonna pull some shenanigans. I’m going to do the adult thing and I’m gonna wait until he takes a nice long gulp of water after a run and tell him i need to see his butthole. It’s unfair I’ve never seen his butthole before. He’s not gonna enjoy showing me and I’m not gonna enjoy lookin. But Chrissy…

I have also never given any bothers about someone seeing my butthole. Like I didn’t even think about it. But now I feel kinda cheated. I assume my boyfriend has seen mine a bunch but I’ve never seen his. I really have no interest in seeing it but I kinda feel like I’m owed one look at it now for the sake of equality.…

To be completely honest, I would step between an attacker and a victim if I saw something even edging towards unsavoy happening. I’ve done it before and I would do it again. I have great insurance, my demo plays great in the news media, and I have a relative who produced for Nancy Grace while they found a lead…

This response made me nod a few times then think yeah, I’d buy him a drink. Maybe that’s where the rage is coming from. I’m a straight woman who thought she’s buy a homosexual man a drink before I would buy his lame straight man ass a drink.

I gotta start a slow clap for you on that one. That was fire and brutal.