You’re forgetting about Rob. Again. Dont worry, everyone does it too.

I dunno, I think he would just end up like his dad. His dad says that same stuff to himself all the time but he still seems like a nice guy. He seems like he holds doors for strangers and sponsors little league teams or other generic nice person things. So wouldn’t worry about it. I can see it going really well…

Wait... you mean they’re yelling Snuggles for hours then calling for Sparrow and it’s just annoying and has no bearing on the cat’s actually coming home? Shocking!

Cat sitting should be you fill up the water bowls and food bowls. If the cat wants some lubbin and it’s around, give the cat some lubbin. It’s a cat. They don’t come when called. Honestly, unless you live on a farm, you should have an accurate best guess if where your pet is an it’s a secure place on your property.

Literally amazing. And I doubt your neighbors were reporting back to the owner. If the owner of SNUUUUUUUUGLESSSSSS or SPAAAAAARRROWWWWWWWWW called me to ask about their cats while out of town my response would be “yeah, they’re fine. You hired someone and I can confirm I’ve run into them a couple times. They’re cats.…

Y’all. I can’t right now. This is round three of 10x of SNUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGLLLLESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! Here kit kit kit!

I have a neighbor two streets over that has a chicken coop that has a hole and two of the chickens are apparently “spiritual wanderers”

I have a neighbor with two outdoor cats. I’m opposed to outdoor cats on principle but I am so close to killing my neighbors. The cats roam all over the neighborhood so if it looks like rain at any time during the day they will stand in their driveway and yell “SNUGGGGGGGGGLESSSS! SNUGGGGGGLESSSS! HERE KIT KIT…

The eedie like Sedgwick then Eddy like I don’t know... Eddy. Short for Edward in some cases I guess. Because Eddie and Eddy seem the same on paper that’s why I’m saying asking like Sedgwick or like short for Edward is the rudest you should encounter. Asking how to pronounce your name is where the line should be.

From what I understand, which could be me misinterpreting what I have been told, if that is what someone tells you that is a label they prefer, use that. But if you are speaking about someone you don’t know or you don’t know the language they want people to use about them it’s kind of an embarrassing granny word. You…

I think it’s a lot of what you said and a sprinkle of “but he’s Cosby. What woman isn’t gonna sleep with him for the story? Like come on, men, amirite? Amirite??” And he just keeps saying amirite louder and louder as people get more visibly uncomfortable. Not understanding that in this nonsensical theory not…

Everyone else is gonna cover all the other bullshit you have to deal with on the day to day. So I’m gonna focus on something else that’s also bullshit. Who are these jerks that say “with a name like Eddy, I thought you would be a boy!”?

You are getting this from a straight cis gendered person but I’ve asked the same question before. Someone is going to correct me and that’s a okay. The terminology is outpacing cis gendered people because as the light shines, more people get to define their own identities.

I think American talibans are still chill to use whatever bathroom they want. I haven’t run into any American talibans in a Dillard’s restroom though so who knows

No one cares if you got banned from breitbart. Seriously. And bragging you played by the rules but still somehow got banned from breitbart heavily implies you played towards the crowd but overstepped the lines.

Why can I hear you thumbing to the back pages of Solider Of War magazine right now?

Yeah. “I can’t recall” is a purjury sidestep. Like it can be used in a way that’s totally on the up and up. Like if I was asked did I have toast with butter and jelly for breakfast last Tuesday, I don’t recall is the right answer. I know I had it two maybe three times last week but it’s routine for me so who knows if…

“I totally understand if you can’t” usuly means I know I’m being unreasonable but if I phrase it this way you have to at least walk away and pretend to do research into if it’s feasible even if it’s not before you can come back to me and say no and at that point you’re already locked into that hellscape of a project.…

I think that’s the problem. Katy feels old and uncool because Taylor will experiment with Karlie Kloss and Selena but no....look I can’t finish this sentence because it’s too easy and too crude and we’re above that obvious joke. We all know what I’m saying

I got into it on the Spencer Pratt dirtbag. I seriously wouldn’t engage on this.