I’m straight up uncomfortable with his presence around here and I honestly hope the mods step in. I have felt this way for days but I felt like I was talking out of turn.

Go suck on a penny, you ingrate

Take up less space, Wah Wah Baby. It’s polite.

No one is asking you to squish so hard your man bits are in a vice between your legs. You don’t have to tuck your foot behind your ankle. I’m so glad you are trying to take up as little space as possible in solidarity. But you can be a normal person and have your knees almost touch

Well...we could have. But Trump pulled out of the Paris Agreement and Elon packed up his rockets and went home...

Edit: the boyfriend questioned my math. She’s 8 months old in a few days and we got her apparently 4.5 months ago. I’m terrible with dates and honestly it feels like we got her a year ago

She’s 7 months old. This photo was 2 weeks ago. She’s double the size now. I’m living the Beethoven movie right now haha

Oh, she’s fine. She keeps up with all of our mutual friends. She told me the cat was shy but what she meant was “almost feral.” I swear this is a happy story. Her name is now Gertrude and after 6 months of patience aka reading books quietly during wet food feeding times, our biggest issue is the fact she got a little…

I took in a friend’s cat to “foster” it until she got back on her feet. That was December. She stopped talking to me a couple of months ago and I assume it’s bc she thinks I’m gonna shove her cat back in her face and run. I changed the cat’s name, I learned there’s no such thing as “fostering for a friend.” I’m…

What? Why would you suggest hey here’s another child to be sad about? Jesus. When did this place turn into the the children version of the Sarah McLaughlin “hey I’m here to ruin your day” psa?

Honestly it’s 100% on me for clicking on that link. I’m replying before I read it just so I have to take responsibility for my own actions instead of yelling at you for “forcing me” to read whatever vile thing I’m about to read.

This is how he responded to to hey buddy, something’s up.

I read through homie’s comments and he’s either a Tisch level performance art troll or this little girl is really being let down by her parents.

You are not taking this seriously enough. I can reasonably assume my dog is at home and behaving by herself when I’m working or at the gym or whatever I’m out doing without her. Because she is a dog and all I have to do is shut all the doors. I don’t even have to lock the doors to have the same level of confidence.…

Um. I think you could maybe have a bigger issue than nakedness on your hands. I’m trying to word this as delicately as possible. Telling your parent you aren’t wearing panties seems less like boundary pushing and more like a sign that someone has molested your daughter. I’m a woman so if I had a 13 year old daughter…

This has been weighing on me a lot the past couple days. Anytime he brings up something outlandish out of the blue what he’s actually saying is IT WAS ME! I DID THIS SHADY THING! And who pushes voter fraud crackpot theories when they won?

I fucking hate this political climate because I’m honestly not sure if this is a joke or something that legit has happened. I haven’t been online for like two hours

I will literally never watch an episode of his children’s show. It has a name but I refuse to even know its name. Even if I’m drunk on an early Saturday morn and it comes on auto play on Hulu, I will will myself to turn it off.

My dad and my brother have pilots licenses so I asked them both via group text about privatization of air traffic control what feels like two years ago but must have been 2 months ago. They both essentially replied HAHAHHAHAHAHA NO! GIRL, NO! and then gave me nuanced reasons why it’s so so so bad.

“Brits who retire to Spain because they like the weather, never learn to speak the language and spend their time drinking, complaining about dagos and moaning they won’t go back to England because it’s too full of foreigners.”