I slept until 1 pm today. I could name other things but like....

Gotta show up to do my unofficial job ‘round here and say no! You don’t want bangs. And you don’t want a drastically shorter haircut. Especially in your current mental state. That’s a drama haircut and getting bangs won’t fix things.

Lemme know what you think when you finish

Look, I’m sorry, but you’re wrong and you’re being pig headed. You’re clinging to Hillary being corrupt when we literally have such a corrupt president that Nixon comparisons are no longer applicable. It’s that bad.

Straight up, this is probably why he was so chill with Ivanka converting and why he loves his son in law enough to put him in a position of power in the White House. Like he clearly wasn’t thinking hey it’s illegal when he put his daughter on staff. The other two are basically on Tiffany status because good ol’ Donald…

It’s not the crime. It’s the coverup. Or in this case, it’s not the crime. It’s the leaking.

Personally, I can’t stand when someone releases a really awful bordering on unlistenable pop song baiting me to make a statement or a veiled Twitter post to give their new album press then acts like I’m the asshole for not taking the bait.

I had a similar reading of people tweeting about pray for Ariana. I saw a bunch of people posting using the black ribbon with ears profile pic saying that it’s not Ariana’s fault and they couldn’t believe other people said otherwise so please rt to let Ariana know it’s not her fault. And then people arguing over if…

Well, you kind of know the answer already. Between al qaeda and isis.....there’s a stereotype. To lead with “TERRORIST ATTACK!! Will determine race and ideology later!” still reads as “middle eastern or Asian or Eastern European!”

Amy Schumer makes it really hard to remember that she’s also gone through something totally horrific. Like she created something and some jerk turned her creative endeavor into something of fear. I saw a movie a little bit after whatshisasshole shot a bunch of people in a theater and I remember being so paranoid about…

I left to go to college. So yeah...haha

There’s lay down beds and standing beds. In the lay down ones you pull the top of the bed down when you are laying down. The standing ones you just pull the door shut. There’s no locks or anything like that. Just you open or shut them. Super easy to do. Most people do it naked but no one is gonna blanche and be…

Well, you win because I was raised by tv. Now I’m gonna google for days who the craft lady who did a lot of spinner art crafts was

Well, photos were taken. Until I was like 11 or so. No photos were on walls or anything like that. There was a snow globe with a school pictures of me and my brother and we would constantly switch who’s photo was facing forward.

My mom is next level at bad parenting. Never had a stuffed animal or blankey and I can’t remember my brothers ever having one. So you’re on to something

Yup. Not pee or poop level common though.

Now that I thought about it, I don’t think I ever cleaned the mystic tan. I assume it self cleaned? I was a teen so less place the blame on it.

I worked at a tanning salon in my teens. I am remiss that I’m about to tell you that Donny has put in some hard work in his life...but to get to that shade? You have to put some serious effort into it. Like spending the max time in the level 6 high pressure beds every day and then follow it up with a mystic tan two or…

Agreed. Especially because Taylor is giving all of us a break from her. I know it’s a pr move and it’s all to benefit her bottom line in the long run. But still. Katy is taking Taylor’s self imposed exile as an opportunity to try and run up the scoreboard with no players on the field. Also that song was not good.

I still think Louise Mensch is a crackpot. She’s hit on some real things but she’s also hit on things multiple other people are saying.