I got it at 26 years old this past Christmas. It was kind of liberating. I finally gave myself permission to nap. And to just be. Sure there was something I COULD be doing. But I was infirm so I SHOULD be resting. I finally watched Downton Abbey. I felt like a deflating balloon being hit with the current from a fan…

Poor Brody.

I’m glad I’m not the only one who is smelling a Chick-fil-A moment brewing around Chris Pratt. His response to the Jennifer Lawrence movie was basically “uh, never through about the movies plot like that. I’m proud of the movie but I’m not gonna let my pride get in the way of critics.” And it’s kinda like being able…

I guess when you do whatever she did to make her forehead look like that you have to commit for life. Otherwise you’ve screwed up your face and your life

Scott Disick bought a royal title too. So maybe this guy should let it go because he just got lumped in with Scott Disick

I don’t know why at age 70 he’s basically putting a classified ad in the wackiest newspaper ever. I feel like if you haven’t managed to have a child by 70, that ship has sailed. You hear people talk about how hard it is and how exhausting it is to have a baby kid in your 40's and it’s so much harder than when you’re…

Well, dahhhhling. That’s why you need multiple walk in closets. You can’t find anything if the closet is stuffed to the gills. My word. It’s all about practicality and time saving to have 5 closets. Instead of having to swap out seasonally, you can just go to your spring wardrobe closet.

I kind of believe that Leanne Rimes and that dude who looks like a D list Dean actually truly love each other and their betrayal of their spouses was for love. I think McDermmot was being sleazy and Tori fell for it. She’s by no means innocent here but I think her bad choices are because she wasn’t prepared for the…

I can see Candy MAYBE wrapping her kids Christmas gifts when they were little because of sentiment. But be honest with yourself, do you think she wraps enough gifts to warrant one gift wrapping room? If you were being honest with yourself, you know doesn’t wrap presents herself. She probably holds blood feuds with…

Obviously the dude had zero money because he can’t even get Hallmark Christmas movies that Dean Cain passed on. But my cold beans from a can observation isn’t even about him having no money. Everything you hear about Dean McDermmot is basically “man with no self respect and zero motivation to do anything even for…

Here’s an Easter miracle. I’m about to say something almost nice about Tori Spelling. When her father died 10 years ago, Tori only got $800k (900? I’m not gonna google it.) out of the $600 million. I’m honestly not sure what The Other One™ got but I’m sure it was the same amount. She grew up in a house dubbed “The…

I do like the part where she pulled a Mariah Carey “I don’t know him.” On the surface it’s we haven’t communicated in any way for the past year and a half so I can’t say if he knew of the short film. But what it’s really saying is “for the past year and a half I haven’t spoken to Louis CK, someone whom their career…

She sucks and I wouldn’t hesitate even a little bit when I tripped her if we crossed paths.

I do have to give it to churches that their ability to create a memorable ad is pretty legendary. You remember them for all the wrong reasons, but you remember. I saw one once that said “Don’t go to (rediculous mega church that uses a blow up waving man at their churches parking lot) on Sunday! -Satan” like Satan has…

Right before and after the SC boarder is the best of Happy Lucky Massage and Spa billboards. Because churches and anti choice groups have billboards like “I’m here. -God.” And “DONT KILL NO BABIES!”

Yeah. They have been for like two years when the vanity fair article came out and Khloe was mad about how basically the entire family was like we got you, boo. And his reaction to being supported was to basically run to vanity fair and say “Kris Jenner, what a slimy bitch, right?” I’m personally on Khloe’s side just a…

It just seeps in. If you use the internet your eyes glance over it and if you glance enough times it just gets up in your brain crevices.

I had an Econ professor whom I thought had to be early in her pregnancy in the first week of class. The second week I thought oh, okay! She’s petite. She’s 5-6 months pregnant and I’m a real question heavy student so I always sat in the area she feels comfortable lecturing because she walked to you answer questions.…

I’m actually a little inclined to not believe it because you’d assume the rumors would be more concrete by now. But then there’s still the fact that passing off a child as a niece or nephew sounds right by the jackson’s alley

I was aware of it from when I was a kid. I think I saw it on vh1 behind the music or something. But their ferocity of reporting is amazing. They throw so many exclamation points and headlines like “BOMBSHELL EXCLUSICE NEWS!!! JANET FINALLY REACTS TO LOVE CHILD !”