I am loving the radar online bat boy level of ludicrous story of her secret love child from her first marriage.  

Here’s my thoughts on it: you’re saying that women’s health, let’s say post 14, is less important than lives sub 14 weeks.

I know your name is probably Rochelle or Nancy but I love picturing your parents naming you Nice or Lyon

I have to be 100% frank with you. I’m a young lady so basically from mid teens on I’ve been told that the internet is forever and anything I do electronically could shame me 20 years from then.

Waiting to watch something is real. If you both watch a show, it makes sense. There’s a three day time limit on it but it’s a viewing party type situation. Not watching something because of your partner is beyond me. I endure that terrible director and playwright because I love my person. But I also do my own thing…

You can watch live on hbo go. The best time is looking at twitter and watching people melt down because game of thrones shut down the hbogo app and how dare everyone else using their parents log in info crash your precious game of thrones time

Did the quality of the maze shock you? Because usually when some bubba says I built an ambitious backyard project it brings down property values.

I don’t mean to armchair therapy you but it sounds like the current administration is giving you chicken little syndrome. It’s not just you that sees the sky is falling. A good solid majority of Americans can see the sky is falling and the holdouts are being willfully ignorant until the hammer drops on them. Look at…

You’re looking at small potatoes if you think having a malfunctioning banging cymbal monkey toy as president is better than having a competent albeit kind of evil guy as president. If Trump gets removed, it’s a hostile environment and they’re looking down the barrel of the 2018 midterms and acting afoul before that…

I’m actually incredibly attracted to him. I think he looks like the kind of handsome young man I always kind of pictured myself married to. It’s kinda on brand because I’ve made the joke before I’m alright with a little bit of white collar crime but even I have my limits.

TBH, I’m not sure i’d probably focus my efforts on other people unless they really annoyed me. Like Nunes would get an occasional visit from me but Trump, Mcconell, and Nunes must be having the worst time with what fresh hell have I caused now diamondrhea.

Even when Trump tries to do the nice and loving thing he immediately fucks it up. I know, I know. Just stay with me for a second. Literally the only nice story we have ever heard about Trump’s relationship with Tiffany was him asking one direction to meet her. And instead of being chill and saying “oh, okay, boys. I…

OMG! Yes! Yes yes yes!

I’m team no one on this one but I slightly lean towards team Kylie. Tyga’s lawsuit debts have been attributed to being swiftly covered by Kylie. But let’s be honest, it was covered by The Kardashian Kollectice Kover Fund. If we go with the implication that Kylie is funding all of Tyga’s get out of debt quickly…

You can’t take swap out the main ingredient and still call them cookies. I’m sorry, you just can’t.

I had the opposite of that encounter a couple weeks ago. I lent some tools to a neighbor and she baked me cookies as a thank you. I asked are these gluten free? She said no and started to say she didn’t know I was gluten free but I cut her off. I was just checking to see if I had to pretend they were delicious before…

We found a front door smoker, y’all!

I’m not gonna go back and read the “article” again. It was on the daily mail so you know why article is in quotes. If I recall correctly she has a house with her husband and son. From that I assumed she doesn’t smoke in her house, which is a good sign, but she does also smoke right next to her front door and not in…

I know I shouldn’t say this but I think maybe it’s time for Nancy to put all the “oh poor her how terrible!” narrative to bed. Nancy seems to be doing alright for herself. I am now team cut Tonya a fucking break already after seeing a recent photo of Tonya. Nancy, ya won, girl. Give the loser some peace and say it’s…

Yeah. I know. It was the only string I could possibly come up with to make the “I have four brothers. I know alllll about the bystander effect” comment make sense