Hell no. You lightly sand and go from there. Also this old house has the literal best painting tutorials on YouTube

Did she have a labradoodle before they became designer? And that low hanging lamp!

I think the guideline is every 2 years. Or it’s how I roll at least

They become couch pillows or pillows for the guest room. Until they’re too beat. Then they go in the trash. I launder them while they’re couch pillows too

I’m already exhausted by all of this. Like I feel woefully uninformed because so much shit is avalanching at once and I know it’s on purpose. But the dems made a statement a couple days ago (it feels like weeks ago) saying they have to pick and choose their battles regarding senate confirmations. I’m a dyed in the…

I dealt with something like that and it was so pushy and I asked my therapist and she basically told me to say “I love and value our relationship but your new business makes me feel like our relationship is purely for monetary and business purposes and that makes me so sad because I love you so much and it feels one…

I get yelled at by neighbors because I only have a reflective jacket and a flashing led dog collar. I feel blessed

I’m fostering a friends feral cat. Noted. And thank you.

Get a bathroom fan Bluetooth. Just because you deserve it.

Love all of this. You have it on lock so I’m just gonna focus on one tiny thing and kind of lighten the mood for a second.

I think that’s the point. You can’t exactly protest something when you’re already getting your way re:Womens bodies. And calling them protesters gives it more of a legitimacy as a march. The women’s march was protesting some gross and oppressive shit we have going on right now. The pro life demonstrators took a Friday…

Canoe? I’m sorry but canue? I couldn’t

I feel like people have said things like “he’s an actor’s director” and he’s such a great director because his focus is on getting the best out an actor and letting the scene breathe. And the only reason I remember that is because my reaction to such high praise to Ben Affleck was essentially yeah okay he’s a good…

Hahaha I bet Lena Dunham is PISSED! Now this girl is the voice of the generation and not her? I can’t wait for that meltdown

Ella Enchanted was Anne Hathaway. Enchanted is Amy Adams. I basically have movie amnesia but somehow I managed to keep those two straight just now.

Look, I know you’re just illustrating that no country wants him by throwing out the idea maybe North Korea. But holy shit! Yes! North Korea! Can you imagine the quality of their propaganda after Chris Brown defects there? Someone get the fatass queen mother from there on the phone! We got some tradin to do!  

Well, I kind of take issue with that line of thinking. I can understand giving Melania no budget but would ah her some about prices. because he probably think he’s the next Jackie O. And there’s absolutely no budget whatsoever for Ivana at all ever because she’s an extension of him so she has to be flawless. Which…

What? No. That’s a typo on my part I assume. I have never been pregnant nor have I stolen a child. Which is why I don’t know how one registers a child for school

It took me a moment to realize catholic parents was the reason for duel birth control and not that you throw drinks in people’s faces because catholic parents  

Are you living in the 1950's because the marrieds?