That’s what I’m thinking. He’s become a real whipping boy lately. To the point I heard the most absurd rumor about him last year that didn’t even make sense while he was refusing to drop out. If a party is willing to say you’re going on fantasy sex slave plantation vacas, that breeds the kind of anger where you say…

I think good ol’ Linds is gonna get wild and become a huge thorn in the republicans sides. I could honestly see him flopping to the dems side.

Car crash. It’s a car crash

I feel personal shame for this. I’m not sure what else I could have done but I really feel like I did her dirty.

That’s part of why I’m such a leaky faucet. Maybe it’s because seeing a #badbitch that was about to become president. Maybe it’s because someone who has consistently been a national joke just beat the most qualified person to be president.

I’m not a huge cry-er. I take things on the chin and move on. I felt such immense pride casting my vote for such a qualified and amazing woman earlier today. I stopped and took the moment in. I immediately saved my I voted sticker.

I...I can’t.

I have bottle of prosecco chilling right now.

I’m super excited. And I’m worried that garbage heaps impersonating people and good and decent people who feel frustrated and disinfranchised are going to shoot America in the foot. My boyfriend works in finance and he’s near an ulcer because of the prospect of Donald Trump as president.

Well, Lady Gaga fans tried to game the radio play system by creating stan twitter accounts like “Lyla&LukeMommy4lyf” and tweet at radio stations hilarious sounding form tweets like “stuck in traffic with kids! Play Lady Gaga’s new song ‘an unfinished unmastered ABBA song’ pls before I lose my mind!”

I’ve always thought about the defining moments of history that I learned about in classes as very clear moments where the people experiencing it knew that they were part of a major historical event. I guess this election and the past elections have eluded me as clear moments. Maybe it’s because I’m a real adult now…

If I dig around I’m sure I could find it. My friend used to work for the guy. If I remember correctly it had him doing a cheesy back to back 90's sitcom promo pose. With a house. Like he was leaning against the house like they were pals

Actually, that was one of their better ones. That has a little bit of scandal at least. I read two more and it got worse. One was based in reality but not really that scandalous. He got in a car wreck, no one was seriously injured, he got sued and the person won and the judgement was like $1200. The other one had a…

Fixer Upper related: Radar Online has a raging boner for “exposing” Chip and Joanna lately and it’s the saddest coverage in the world. One of their exclusive shockers? Chip got caught with a fake ID when he was 18. BOMBSHELL!

Even if she threw it out it’s a healing moment. You don’t get opportunities to heal familial wounds often.

This supports my “this is how family heirlooms start” argument.

I literally said to my boyfriend “this is how family heirlooms start.” when he questioned my purchase. I stand by it.

I bought this for my tree topper. It claims it’s “hyper realistic.” My Christmas is already so fucking ballin because I will have a tree topper that looks like my dog sans her blue eyes. It’s close enough.

No. That is not the correct response. You do not reply to that. I’ll show my work for the correct answer. Pretend that you are you and you just sent out a normal sext. Like “did someone say wingardium leviosa or are you just happy to see me” (I am intentionally bad at sexting. I turned the “but you do it so much…

Excuse me? What? I hate that I have to ask a follow up question but did she reply to that? If anyone ever said anything resembling that to me I would I would immediately block them in all ways and look into making that black mirror people erasing technology a real thing