I think my god father is going to die? Some people have god parents that they see a couple of times a year and they get a check on their birthday from them and that’s all. My god parents lived a couple houses down from mine and our families were and are extremely close. When I say close I don’t mean it in the we had…

Workaholic mother plus a father dealing with their own identity crisis. Add cameras, notoriety, and the ability to get into any club or bar or dive in la? Yeah. That’s some growing up fast situation.

I know everyone loves the Drake and Rihanna paring but I’ve put about 20 seconds into thought about Drake and Taylor. I would 100% love that relationship. Half they time they would be doing loving and sweet things together being a perfect couple. And the other half of the time it would just be Drake clowning on…

Obama is so close to setting off smoke bombs in the rose garden for funsies. I hope during the president elect period he goes wild and just starts doing the right thing left and right and left and left please dear god make some left decisions

Thank you for this. And not being as shamey as the answer for The Dress

I did some more googling to find out about her. I figured it was left in because it would cause more damage than good. That’s correct. It was too close to “essential nerves” which I assume means the femoral nerve. You know, the nerve that allows you to silly things like bend and straighten your leg and combine those…

Much like how Chicagoans like their pizza to be a lot of flair and most of the rest of the country doesn’t understand it, all of the newspapers are correctly cited.

Jordon almonds are gross and we all know they’re gross. They are throwaway favors. If someone has a cash bar plus jordan almonds, I know they’re trash. And god knows they have a fondant cake.

Royals get a pass on that front. What they don’t get a pass on is the fact that they have some weird rule about little boys wearing long pants common. That’s why baby king George always looks like he’s about to star in a butter commercial. Because pants are commoner clothes

Maybe you should be nice to your neighbors

It’s all about first impressions. Your first interaction with your neighbors will rule with southerners.

I’m from the south and I can confidently say that it’s neighborhood based. Southerners love their neighborhoods and I can’t predict your neighborhood experience. What I can predict is your first impression. If you are warm and welcoming you will get warm and welcoming. If you act like “a god damn yankee” you will be…

Maybe I’m cold and unfeeling because you seem like that was an emotional thing for you. For me it was just something I had to do to make her more comfortable.

That’s great that your hair stylist is being so cool about it. The reluctance to shave hair off seemed to be the most surprising thing about my mom going through treatment. Her hair started to fall out and it was middle of back length and the same blonde as mine and I guess because I was there for support it made it…

Holy shit! That’s insane! I feel so bad for her! Two babies in car seats on one stroller and a toddler? In New York City?! Holy hell. Let’s all say a prayer right now for that mother. Look at that stroller! Riding the subway has to be a nightmare

I had a friend on DCC: the reality show. She loves Nashville so I sent her a link to the promo. The response I got was as follows:

This is the multiplying poop firecracker. We all remember them from childhood.

I assumed by now “nasty woman” would bring up a clip of the moment so I could relive the moment. The google auto fill was “nasty woman disease” which apparently was a prominent thing in the color purple. This election is the multiplying poop firecracker that won’t stop expanding

I’m southern so I can say this.

Opps. OP. But you seem pretty sucky in replies to others so whatever, it sticks to the wall too