My polling place is in my neighborhood and is staffed by neighborhood ol’ biddies. Not only do I have to show up at my polling place looking like a dime on fire lest I hear the gossip later, “Drunk Lady” works at the polling place

My boyfriend’s mom is a doctor. I have never gotten the flu shot because I’ve never had the flu in my life. Last year she tricked me into getting one by asking me to have lunch with her and could I drive? My options were act like a jerk and refuse or get the flu shot. I didn’t get the flu last year but I can’t prove…

Not because he’s fat. He’s fat and he uses that to be a jerk to the image obsessed family. He flew all the way to Paris and bailed on her wedding last minute because he was fat. He also lived at Khloe’s since the dawn of time. They play it like oh, rob is a recluse and a mooch and that’s why Khloe was done. No. Its…

I have a really hard time believing that they organized a baby shower but didn’t invite the mother of the baby you are showering with gifts. Not because I don’t think the Kardashian Jenner’a are above being petty. Everything they do is sponsored. There’s no way if the baby shower did exist that the baby shower wasn’t…

Chartering a flight from Miami to Key West is surprisingly cheap. It’s not a plane you would see on Instagram but it looks safe enough that you willingly get on it and not question if you’re going to die.

$63,802,504.82

You can be a Hillary supporter and you don’t have to preface it with the hipster “not my first choice...” Bernie is dunzo. He has been dunzo. Either go whole hog on Hillary or accept that you’re going to be lumped in with Trump supporters in the baskets upon baskets of deplorables.

My dad is an engineer. The Trump gold vending machine and touring Pitbull’s neighborhood took precedence over good god damn sense.

Funny you should mention gold and Donald Trump. This is my segue into telling you about the time a couple years ago my dad intentionally scheduled our family trip to Key West to fly into Miami and we would drive to Key West just so he could visit the Donald Trump gold ATM and visit Pitbull’s neighborhood.

No interior shots? Cmon, former owner. That’s all we’re here for.

I think the reason I find Ariel’s situation distressesing but I find Kylie’s as growing pains is the support system. Like Kylie has a safety net and there are people managing her wild childness. She has checks and balences and smart and qualified people running her career. Ariel has a ton of infighting and her defacto…

Whoops. My phone said post and I said nope. Continuing from logic thread. She was removed from her mom’a care because of abuse allegations (which were confirmed by dcfs) and mom’s reaction was to publicly call her daughter a slut and a whore who wants to bone her adult boyfriend. She was like 14. Way to prove us all…

I think you’re going to get some hate because “leave the girl alone! It’s her decision and her body!” but I agree and I can see your logic thread even if you can’t

I think there’s a huge difference between going to the UN and taking your kids to a war torn country. I wouldn’t want my spouse there let alone my kids.

Nope. It’s just slightly less disgusting though. What’s his face storms into the bathroom and decides yup I want to have sex. Oh, a pesky tampon in my way? No matter. Let me just pull this woman’s tampon out of her body and go about my merry way!

I boldly predict 95% of window smashing will be done by the 5%.

Ugh. I just gagged. I had some 50 shades of grey reading flashbacks

I wanna keep some sunny optimism and think that the fact she’s the baddest bitch to ever live will sway some of the dumb dumbs to stop being dumb dumbs

And if you get your wish of a Trump presidency, you save some hot tears for the morning after the election because your stock portfolio is gonna tank.

I feel confused over why Hillary gets described as being as cold and unfeeling as a robot. Hilly C makes me cry more consistently than dogs greeting soldiers back from war.