Wish that? Here’s the worst or maybe the best part: I feel no need to press you to basically blind item the restrictions because I bet I can guess them. Beige, black, or white clothing only. Must be monochromatic. At least one item of your outfit must be a Kanye design but there’s no way he was going to gift it to…

Imagine the fashion we would get to see. I think he would go total cult leader and start wearing those button down shirts where the collar is like a little mock turtleneck and trying to make suit jackets with tails casual. For sure a tweed one and maybe a seersucker one when campaigning in the south. Kim would do her…

I kind of love the idea of a Kanye campaign.

Seriously though. They have enough nights. Thursday night is for lady tv. Although I think it was on cbs so it may be a sign of the times

You sautée the shrimp in a separate pan and hit them with a splash of wine and a whisper dash of soy sauce. right after you add the parm, throw the shrimp in. Do 4 rotations with your spoon then use most of a big lemon. Let it finish up then plate. Then thank the lords for risotto

Of course it’s from the daily mail, my bible. There are real estate pics from her place with the billionaire. Mariah is a goddes and she’s lovely. But I think she has tacky taste 😳

TBH I’m underwhelmed by the Nick Cannon era Mariah abodes. Those cabinets look hella prefab and i’d argue that my bathroom is nicer than the blue shower bathroom. I can’t wait to see her billionaire boo real estate

Another one of her bathrooms. With a casual bathroom island

Only viewing her from her good side? That’s the easy part of the job. Adjusting the automatic blinds to the exact degree based on the sun’s position and accounting for the natural light to adjust the can and decorative lighting to light her perfectly has to be the worst past of the job.

Emily Gilmore has a constant rotating staff because she’s “demanding” half of the time the maid is too scared to make eye contact or speak at an audible level. Mariah is that except more darlings and loves and WE SPOKE ABOUT THIS! I TOLD YOU WHAT TEMPERATURE I WANTED MY MORNING CHAMPS AT! THIS IS WHY I HAVE TO KEEP A…

You can tell that I’m a sensitive southerner because anyone else would say you can hit it with a BB gun but the only thing that’s gonna stop it from comin round is a buck shot. I have a real Disney princess thing going on so I can’t imagine shooting an animal with something that can shoot your eye out. Seriously…

Mariah seems like the aspirational Emily Gilmore. That’s the highest praise possible.

I don’t want to keep crazy. I just accept that much like shooting a possum with an air soft gun isn’t enough to keep it from coming back around. Quite possibly the most southern thing I’ve said.

This is unconventional and forward....will you marry me? You are so perfectly shady and no one uses Mariah in I’m gonna be shitty but it’s for your own good situations. I’m star struck right now

Page views. Honestly the worst part of that used diaper left on a sunny doorstep is that I didn’t get to express my straight up glee and delight over the lil Wayne memoir. I love terrible celeb memoirs. So much. I’ve read the worst ones and still enjoyed myself. But the wheezy memoir? It might rank near the McKenzie…

We’ll all have to keep our eyes peeled for Octopusesarethespidersofthesea in the next couple days.

Alright, homie. Fess up. Have you been listening to we didn’t start the fire or I fought the law and I won on repeat?

Thank god. I stopped swimming competitively 8 years ago. I have had so many different addresses. The always find me. They are the Liam Neeson of swimsuit sellers.

I’m more of a clean and modern yet warm and inviting style person. My boyfriend has just informed me that there are metal geometric plant holders and from a quick google search i feel confident in saying it’s the macrame for millennials

I am so sorry to tell you this but you are now on the mailing list from hell. Kiefer sends catalogs monthly. Maybe more often than that. The grab bags are a great deal though.