Cool. I hope she has a rich relative to bankroll all the therapy she’s gonna need because she’s being raised by a raging whiner who is so absorbed in being miserable and holding a website hostage with a shitty Swiss Army knife and empty threat. You won’t even get up and grab a kitchen knife? Lazy ass troll.

This entire thing is a cry for help. And this is mean and nasty and I’m not proud of this but you are such a polarizing and alienating person that I’m not rooting for you.

Look, this is a space where women congregate. Maybe you have chosen this space because you think it will be more sympathetic and people will listen to you. There’s a fair amount of off topic chatting people will have but it mostly starts in a related to the topic way.

I was having a good day. It’s beautiful out. I just did some yard work and it went well for once. Then I got sucked into this sad worm hole. And that’s on me. Ugh.

WHAT THE FUCK? That took such a drastic turn!

This was quite possibly the most helpful and welcome mansplanation ever.

Here’s the twist to Survior: Jezebel...when you are voted off the island you get a Pontiac Aztec and you are contractually obligated to drive it for 5 years. Aztecs and pt cruisers are the best warning system to the general public this person is not someone you want in your life. No one wants a pt cruiser. If you have…

I had to google it. He did mess with Kim Kardashin too. But here’s the surprising thing: he wasn’t the guy in black face who was being a “prankster.” Is there something about European jokester media I don’t understand?

I’m a little mad at Angelina because she’s using Laura Wasser. I know Angelina has used her before and it’s perfectly reasonable but I had a career crush on Laura for years. After the Johnny Depp cavalcade of disgusting and sad I was already no longer crushing on her. The tmz coverage of Amber Heard was nothing short…

He’s also the guy who tried to kiss Will Smith on the red carpet and Will Smith slapped him. Who else is feeling thankful for Giuliana Ranic right about now?

My first thought was I’m a non famous and if I was randomly picked up by a stranger I would assume I’m being kidnapped. I can’t even imagine how awful it had to be for her as a famous. My second thought was is this the same dude who I only hear about after he’s done some really fucked up thing to a female celeb?

“You’re in my prayers” if you want an overt fuck you. “You know your family and you are in my prayers as always. If you need anything at let me know. I’m here for you.”

We love our BLESS her heart. You think the southern version is shady? We barely hit bless her on the shade. The non southern socialites? Bless is three syllables. Bllllllllesssssssssssss her!

Her husbands name? His first dumbo thing was the Taylor Swift incident. He’s had so many other incidents. His writing partner has called for his mental health. And I am too

We have his and hers dogs but he gave my dog pieces of steak last Friday. There was some tum upsetness. I willfully pretended to be asleep the first to “woah! No!” poops. On the third I cackled as he walked out. That’s just my cautionary tale to not deal with everything

Is Leslie Jones Grace Jones’s daughter?

I have trouble falling asleep but once I do I sleep like “someone who has been roofied.” I dont appreciate the baggage of the comment but do appreciate the sincerity of the comment. I probably sleep like the dead because I feel super safe in my slumber so add another lock on the door and enjoy the sweet sweet ability…

Did not know this. My first thought seeing her was oh my god. She looks terrible! This is a woman who didn’t even look terrible in the 90's. Then I saw your comment and I thought about what I would look like if my dad died. My brain immediately took over and said “no, no, deary! We’ve made progress in therapy. Go look…

I’m one of those needs tv to fall asleep monsters. My boyfriend is a saint who doesn’t care. Especially because law and order svu is my go to. He watched that episode while I was asleep and he said that it was the low sodium due to being vegetarian. He yelled “BULLSHIT!” At the tv. I didn’t move a muscle.

Yeah, you don’t sign your fingerprints over when you stop eating meat. It was something like finger prints are left because of oil secretions and by not eating meat your secretions are less and they don’t show up on glass? It sounded like hokum then but retelling it to you I just felt like a fool