Ugh. You posted his name but I’m gonna have two hours of that where do I know him from? Cmon! You know! Because apparently one of the few places im stubborn is figuring out where an actor is from.

I just wanna complain. Or more accurately I want to hear other people complain about their significant others. My boyfriend’s best friend fiance is the literal worst and boyf and bestie are setting me up to me the fiancé’s bff despite me looking both of them in the eyes and telling them I am not invested in her life…

I’m a little too young to know for sure but I feel like Tawney Kitaen didnt do a weird one woman wet tshirt contest.

She had a long distance relationship and didn’t protect her iCloud as much as she could. And by that I mean not having pictures automatically go to the cloud. I have renovated my house and my iPhone died but it was worth having to search for pictures I’ve posted on social media to have that peice of mind.

I see the takedowns of Taylor more along the lines of the takedown of Jennifer Lawrence. She went fron America’s Sweetheart to not one of my middle adged coworker’s could tell me if I wanted to see Joy or not because they weren’t interested.

You immediately said I would never have a friend like Taylor! She’s so fake!

I don’t mean to completely discount her body of work. I hear she’s a wiz at organizing closets and she had that app where you could gain in app stardom for cash money.

Wait. What? You find her percieved fakery and victim complex more abhorrent than someone creating a nude wax figure of someone without their consent? I’m pretty sure Taylor Swift hasn’t done a tasteful nude session with Annie Lebowitz and with Kanye’s level of obsessiveness with his “art” inner he spent countless…

I’m sick of Kim Kardashian. Not like the normal “ugh! The U.K. gets real royalty and this is what we get? The Kardashians?” way. But in an I’m starting to hate a complete stranger way. She’s 35, married, has two kids, and I guess a media empire? At least that’s what I keep hearing. We all have a friend like Taylor…

While this is true, I’m still judging the peaches out of this fool. Did he have a lawyer? Because it sounds like the answer is no. And if he did have a lawyer and still missed this important court date, even more judgement! In small claims court the number one rule is you always show up. Even if you think there is no…

Fucccccccccccccccccccck. My company does generous maternity and paternity leave. Like unheard of.

I'm one of the more compassionate people. But if you sat on my pet I would have karate kid kicked you off.

I lived in New York for a couple of months. I was doing 8 weeks during and internship to see if I wanted to move to New York. I was very very lucky with that I got to test it out. Between the fact finding a place to live for an insanely up’d price and the general coldness, I knew NYC wasn’t the place for me. No one…

The thing is being a decent person shouldn’t make her day. I’m from the south so some amount of niceties is required but if there was tears involved, it isn’t good. I honestly feel like it costs you nothing to be a good person. Maybe I feel an extra responsibility because I’m probably going to be a mom one day. It…

If she didn't make a loud and proud exit no one would have noticed and no one would have thought to call or text her to invite her to a party. Or the less self aware and much sadder reason is she wanted everyone to tell her how much her social media presence means to them.

I’m sorry people suck. I really am. Not all childless people suck. And to be a childless person and make this about me, I let a pregnant woman with a toddler (it was baby sized but bigger. Not preschool age?) cut in front of me in the checkout line the other day. She refused and I insisted that i’d go to an even…

Is that what an emeter looks like? Why does it look so much like one of those at home electrolysis kits of the 90's?

I’m okay with people doing this. Think about how easy Christmas gifts are gonna be this year. I’ve decided that this is the year that fruitcake gets brought back. And I’m gonna personally bake it. You may be thinking “but wait! I thought the plan was to give Trump supporters a really passive gift. Why put in the time…

I feel like saddle soap and sun doesn’t apply to cleaning up that leather filled sex room.

Someone took the songs liar liar pants on fire a little too seriously.