This will make you feel better. I know for sure I read the first and second book. I can pretty much tell you what happened in the third but I honestly have no recollection of reading it.

Kim Kardashian has a medical suite in her house. I'm just gonna throw that out there

I just pictured having my gyno come over to my house and give me an exam and it was chilling. Mostly the location quandary. Would I lay on my bed and he just scoots a chair up? On a table? The kitchen counter? There’s no place for that. And there’s that giant extendo lamp they use to spotlight your hoonanny during the…

oh! Or the on call gyno!

I read the books because everyone was talking about it. Either raving about it or hating on it. I wasn't gonna sit that trend out. The housekeeper was hands down my favorite character. I needed more backstory on her. Like was he paying for her kids private education? What did her benefits look like? Did she ever…

One of my major objections to making some babies one day was just erased now that I know I can do the wimp out birth plan. I’d say I would name my first born after you but my dad already calls all my friends Jen or Jenna because he's lazy and I'm not playing into that joke

I want both. Can I have both? I guess what I want is to feel nothing, not really be there, but not get an elective c section because the recovery seems rougher

It’s prebabyblog.com

I am not pregnant and have no plans to be soon. But this is 100% my birth plan now.

It's coming back! I'm glad to see someone else do a John Hughes fist in the air over that news.

Was one of them hyperemesis gravidarum? I’m assuming because of all the puking. I can’t wait to see where the goal posts move next. Oh, you didn’t get hair and makeup for after the birth? Pshaw! Got an epidural instead of hypnobirth? The horror!

It took me a minute to stop laughing. It’s not enough that you took a teeeeeny tiny sac of cells and grew it into a person? A little person that is now chilling in your body next to your bladder and intestines and they’re rolling around and stretching and kicking things. Now the goal posts have been moved to you have…

I think she was trying to make the point that at admitted rapist shouldn’t be on campus where he could have a similar class schedule in the same building. But since the majority of the run ins were at the taproom or beach week the complaints are a stretch? The fact he’s still running in similar circles sucks and I…

Alright. So it looks like you’re insane from your replies and normally I’d just let someone work through their meth binge but how do you not get that I was calling it adderall+ because it sounds like the Russian doping equivalent of the limitless pill (aka adderall) from that Bradley Cooper movie turned tv show.

Google “Richard Williams match fixing”.

There was a moment where match fixing in tennis could have been exposed earlier this year. Unnamed tennis sources said match fixing was a preferred scandal to doping. Masha took the bullet for doping for her adderall+. I do feel for her though because usually they silent ban and you get to hide behind a mystery…

Look, you say some controversially bummer bullshit and that’s your right.

Here’s something that might shock you: a lot of the time the campus police are actual police officers. As in sworn in just like the city/county cops. And here’s an even crazier thing: a lot of these cops have state wide jurisdiction.

I wonder what subreddits Brock will whittle away his two week time before everyone forgets about this?

$20 says its Chet ‘Haze’ Hanks